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Ask The Clown!

People ask us so many questions... well, no, not really. Actually, you might, but at the end of a great live set, you've probably drunk yourself into an unintelligible stupor. Plus, we can't possibly hear you since our ears are ringing from the stage monitors. So, we have an easy way to answer just about all your questions! Simply type your "yes" or "no" question in the box below. Then click "ask!"

 

 

Your answer appears below. Click "try again" for your other pressing matters!

 

 

As you can see, we're more than just some clowns looking for a circus. We live in your world, and we want to make it a better place. Enjoy.