My car rocks

yes that's right, my car is a fine automobile that is a marvel of technology. scoff as you may, my car with it's rusty keyholes and stereo tuner that won't seek down will beat you down.
(this isn't my car, but it's the same model)

as i get my license, beware of numerous upgrades. for instance, bumper stickers. and uh, license plate thingies. and uh, car washing....

(my car after a paint job, spoiler add-on, new rims, and the awesomeness of wings!)
well, as long my engine doesn't fall out, it's al god, right? that's right bitch.

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DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS?

then email me
my car will soon be rice-rocket-street racing ready in a matter of months, just watch as i blaze past you at unbearable speeds of over 70 mph.

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wanna race bitch?
then challenge me, i'll take you anytime, hoo yah!!

should i put on a HUGE yellow smiley face on the hood of my car?

i just discovered my car is an 89, not a 91 as i had previously thought. so ghetto, jeez.

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Pics of other Corollas that aren't mine...

who the hell needs one of these p.o.s's?

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I wish I had this car: