1) Wolfman d. I.C Champ,
Armageddon by Count Out. Armageddon
fail to show up to defend his Title,
so WWWA Pres. Dino Sanna Ordered ref.
Bobby Black to start the match. And
if the I.C champ didn't show by the
10 count, not only does he lose the
match, but his title would be stripped
from him. He Didn't show so the title
was taken from him, and a Tournament
will be held. After The Count out the
former I.C's manager, DDC came out w/
Hard core Kitty to object to Armageddon
having the title taken from The Diamond
empire. This fell on deaf ears. and
the deed was done. DDC then Called out
Thorn to wrestle Wolfman. The match
was made.
2) Wolfman def. Thorn
by DQ due to outside interference. Wolfman
was too much for Thorn controlling most
of the Match. The only real offense
that Thorn could muster was to work
on Wolfs bad knees. Wolf gave Thorn
a Piledriver and then Bodacious Brad
(Thorns Tag Partner) came to the ring
and Attacked Wolfman, The Jack Hammer
came to the ring and started hitting
wolf with the kendo stick. Ref, Black
DQ'd Thorn and Sr Official Dan Haney
had to come out and help separate all
the wrestlers.
3) Bodacious Brad wins
by DQ over Sam Desperately, due to Outside
interference. The psycho man Sam Desperately
came to the ring in a straight Jacket
w/ 'Little Sam" and a Hospital orderly.
Brad was too much for the crazy man
as he was over most of this match that
had no real wrestling moves in it. Both
wrestlers traded cheap shot after cheap
shots and as Brad was getting ready
to cover Sam for the win, Guess who
show up. Wolfman jumped into the ring
and attacked Brad. That brought Thorn
out to help his tag partner. Sr. Ref
Dan Haney called for the bell and DQ'd
Sam. After order was restored by the
Ref's Wolf grabbed the mic and demanded
a Tag match for next month between pitting
Wolf & Sam against Hollywood X,(Brad
& Thorn.) Then to add to more fire to
the flame, DDC came out and announced
to the crowd that Hollywood X has just
joined the new Diamond Alliance. Just
when you thought it was save to go back
into the ring this happens..So the match
was made for next month in Emmaus on
July 21st.
4) Jack Hammer def.
Montana to retain his World title. Hammer
started match as he always does stunning
his opponents with a shot to the throat.
The it was all down hill from there
for Montana. The match spilled out into
the bar area. And neither wrestler left
a tip for the bar keep for having to
clean up the mess they made. The match
moved back to the ring were Hammer kept
the presser on Montana. Hammer whipped
Montana into the corner and gave his
opponent a few body shots. and a few
closeline the as Montana was out on
the mat floor, Hammer hit a citron and
Ref. Black made the 3 count.
5) John "The Paisano"
Balsamo pins "Drinking Buddy "Johnny
Walker for win in his WWWA debut. Walker
was introduced for his match, but his
valet Sweet Inspiration had to go to
the bar to get him. Wakers & his Valet
came to the ring with a bottle. Guess
they think they are still at a frat
house party. WWWA Pres., Dino Sanna
came to the ring and addressed the fans,
and introduced this new Wrestler. Sanna
told the crowd that he found this wrestler
on a recent trip to Italy. Pres. Sanna
told "The Paisano" and Walker that he
wanted to see a scientific match. Both
Wrestlers shook hands and started the
match. Walker and Paisano had a test
of strength and Walker knocked The Italian
Wrestler on his back. He got up and
Shook walker hand again. both wrestlers
treaded moves and each countered them
as well. Walker kept going over to his
Valet to sneak a swig from the bottle
when Sr. Ref, Haney wasn't looking.
All that Drinking must have taken it
toll on Walker. John "The Paisano" Balsamo
went to the top rope and hit Walker
w/ a cross body off the top rope and
rolled Walker up for the win. After
the match Walker asked his opponent
to came back to the ring and Walker
raised John's arm in victory. Then the
two had a drink on Walker in the center
of the Squared Circle.
6 ) Tag Team Match.
Wolfman & Sam Desperately gets win over
Hollywood X. Sam Pins Bodacious Brad
What happen to next month..Thats what
we wanted to know too.. Well, it seems
that DDC, also being the WWWA commissioner
decided to move the match up. DDC found
out that Wolf got hurt in the 1st match
and he thought that would be the perfect
opportunity to get a win off the two
misfits of the ring. Boy was he wrong..!!!!!!
Wolf & Sam came out like 2 crazed men
(OK we know one really is, we will let
you pick which one it is.) Any how,
Sam and Wolf ran Hollywood X right out
of the ring and into the arms of DDC
for comfort. Thorn didn't want to start
the match and neither did Brad. The
ref started his 10 count and Thorn got
in just before the count out. He didn't
stay long, Wolf tossed him right back
out. The match went back and forth with
Hollywood X double teaming Sam every
chance they had. And with Wolf hurt
Sam was in most of the match. But when
Wolf did enter the ring the tied changed
and in the end Wolf grabbed Brad and
Thorn giving then a double head butt.
Sam ended up pinning Brad with asst.,
going to "Little Sam." Don't ask who
"Little Sam is, come and see for yourself.
7) H.W Champ, Demitrios
Arion def. Heart Breaker to keep his
title. This match was going to be U.S
Champ Fury vs.H.W Champ Arion, a Title
for Title match. Fury didn't make it,
and Pres. Sanna wanted to strip Fury
of his U.S title, just like he took
Armageddon's I.C belt in the 1st match.
DDC somehow got Fury a reprieve thus
leaving no opponent for the H.W Champ.
Demitrios Arion, the Champ he is, issued
a challenge to anyone in the locked
room. He didn't have to wait long, but
it didn't come from the locker room,
it came from the Streets of Emmaus.
Heart Breaker came in from outside,
and he was not even scheduled for this
event and took the challenge. Mr. Showtime
who manages both wrestler didn't want
them to wrestle again. You say again?
On June 2nd in Lansdale, DDC made a
match pitting the 2 Showtime INC. boys
against each other. That ended in a
no contest due to interference by DDC
and Armageddon. Well, as we said Heart
Breaker (H.B) got the taste of going
for the gold and he liked it. The two
started the match off strong, H.B hit
a flying head scissors, Arion countered
w/ a couple Flap Jacks, The 2 when out
of the ring and took it to each other,
The end came when H.B went for a Bull
Dog from the Top Rope only to have the
champ block it. Then Heart Breaker Went
for a cinton but missed. Arion scooped
H.B up and gave him a running Slam,
for the win.. I guess DDC knew what
he was doing in Lansdale on 6/2 cause
it seem there maybe some bad feelings
in the Showtime INC. camp now.
Thanks to Dan Haney for this report.
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