Most Demeaning Jobs Available

• Garbage- This guy drives around all day, picking up germ and cockroach infested trash. How much many can a guy like that make considering that he’s going to be having to take sick days just recuperate every week or so. The dude probably smells like cow dung by the end of his shift.
• Door-to-door Salesman- Isn’t it sad that the other day I had a man come to my door trying to sell doors? Obviously be at my front door, (hence door) he would’ve realized that I don’t need one of his cheap-ass doors. What would I do with another door, bolt it on for special occasions?! This isn’t the Girl Scouts, I’m not going to buy another box of shitty cookies just because you haven’t sold any yet.
• Plumber- What a horrible job for someone to have. (Let me put this into perspective for you), you go over to some stranger’s house, ring the doorbell, and some huge fat Asian dude answers the door, (wrestler?). Now you are expected to clean up what once was Chop Suey but now is just a huge dump clogging up his toilet. Nasty Shit, (literally and metaphorically).
• Stripper/Prostitute- Similar to a plumber.
• Telemarketer- (Stop calling me, damn it! I don’t need life insurance yet!) It doesn’t matter if its Sunday or Christmas; these bastards will call you anytime. The last telemarketer that called you probably flunked out of business school and had to go for the next best thing.