Ways To Be Super Lazy

Get fired from your job. Then you can collect unemployment.
Don’t pay your bills. There’s a creek near your house, if you’re care about personal hygiene go for a swim. Have your dog and/or cat run on a wheel to generate electricity.
Wear old-people diapers. You won’t have the hassles of having to get up just to sit back down again. And this way you can get you job done in the privacy of your own pants. Take a shit anywhere, legally!
Buy an Astro van. You can almost fit a whole house in one of those vans, plus it won’t take that long to rake out every now and then if and when you decide to clean it. Don’t worry about not having an address for your unemployment checks to be shipped to; just park your Astro van in the same grocer’s parking lot every night and have your mail sent there.
Buy a servant monkey. Regardless of if you keep your house or not, you don’t want to be raking the carpet yourself do you? No, so buy a chimp, those guys are so smart that they can do just about any type of labor in repetition.
Get all your purchases from Sam’s Club. Hey, the store is only three parking spots away, although it would be less if it weren’t for those damn handi-cap spots. Sam’s club is known for selling lots of supplies in gi-mongous amounts, so buy all your groceries by the bulk. They’ll last longer that way.