The Blessing of Sri Poopy-Poopy

The Blessing of Sri Poopy-Poopy is a familiar sight displayed in both Temples and bathrooms as well as in the homes and bathrooms of devotees.

-The Blessing of Sri Poopy-Poopy-

May your butthole never tear or strain

May your forehead never pop a vein

May all your shit slide out with ease

May your colon stay free from disease

May hemorrhoids never burn your hole

May the Lord shine through your soul

May all who sit on this porcelain throne

never wail, grunt, or moan

Please bless this ass and bless this soul

and may Sri Poopy-Poopy bless all our (w)holes

"AUMinh"