* From The Ancient Teachings of Sri Poopy-Poopy (approximately 2000 BC, or before) translated into Modern Funky English by Sri Dookie-Dookie (2004 AD).
Sex can be a spiritual way for one to connect with their partner, and thus combine their energy together into a mystical and blissful endeavor.
Stay clean, wash up and down, and don’t fuck a bunch of hookers. Don’t spread diseases.
Don’t have more children than is necessary, and don’t have more children than you can take care of properly.
Enjoy the mystical and spiritual side of sex with the one you love!
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