First though, it should be said that the most important part of the service is the Chanting of the Holy name Sri Poopy-Poopy, and more on the Holy Chant of Sri Poopy-Poopy can be found by clicking here.
Now here are a few of the primary sacred Hymns sung during the services at the Holy Temples of Sri Poopy-Poopy:
1. Holy, Holy, Holes
2. How Great Thou Fart
3. Hang On To Sri Poopy (To Sri Poopy Hang On)
1. Holy, Holy, Holes
(Chorus:)
Holy, Holy, Holes
Fart, fart, fa-fa-fart, fart!
Heaven and Earth are full of your Glory Holes
Sri Poopy in the Highest !
(verse:)
Oh, Sri Poopy, we love you so
Oh, Sri Poopy, we want you to know
that we keep ourselves clean to worship you true
Oh, Sri Poopy, we want to honor you (Oh, Sri, we want to honor you)
Holy, Holy, Holes
Fart, fart, fa-fa-fart, fart!
Heaven and Earth are full of your Glory Holes
Sri Poopy in the Highest !
2. How Great Thou Fart
(Chorus:)
Then sings thy hole, thy sphincter unto thee
How Great Thou Fart !
How Great Thou Fart !
(verse:)
Upon the can, your bunghole in awesome wonder
exclaims all of that which shall be revealed
Though just a hole, smiling in simple splendor
it shall render now air which once was concealed
Then sings thy hole, thy sphincter unto thee
How Great Thou Fart !
How Great Thou Fart !
3. Hang On To Sri Poopy (To Sri Poopy Hang On)
For Sri Poopy, let your hair down girl
let yo' greasy hair down on Sreee
'Cause Sri Poopy is the true messenger of Love, Hope & Peace!
So, Hang on to Sri Poopy (Come On, Come On)
Hang on to Sri Poopy now (Come On, Come On)
Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
(Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart!)
Sri Poopy don't care what your daddy do
Sri Poopy don't care if you're a Muslim, Christian or a Jew
Some buttholes in this world may try to put Sri Poopy down
but compared to their shitty ways, Sri Poopy makes them look like clowns
So, Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
(Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart!)
Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
Yeah, YEAH!
Yeah, YEAH,
Yeah, YEAH, YEAHH!
Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On!
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