Even a dumb ass deserves a fair chance
For even a wise man sometimes shits his pants
From the highest of the high to the lowest of the low
One can find sages as well as skanky ass hos
Regardless of race, gender, style or class
When you shit, you have a dirty ass
I might seem abrupt here, rude, wild or mean
But if all people are equal, they equally need to wash they ass clean !
So, if you want to be clean and not covered in dookie
Study the wisdom of Sri Poopy-Poopy
"And what does Sri teach?" you may ask full of sass
To which I reply, "You must Wash Yo' Ass !"
Not only that, you must wash your (w)hole
Scrub tooth and nail, cleanse mind, body and soul
Follow Sri's teachings and follow Sri's word
Yes, even you, we can polish that turd !
AUMINH
Om Skanki Skankie Skanky !
Aum Skanki Skankie Skanky !
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