In this digital age, computers assist us with an increasing number of
life's
tasks and now, pairing off in the name of procreation, or even just a
good
old fashioned romp between the sheets, is apparently one of them.
The World Wide Web houses innumerable sites providing services to the
lonely, ranging from simple personal ads to artificially intelligent
matching
systems. And of course, the age old chatroom hookup seems to remain a
popular favorite.
Law enforcement agencies, parents and friends warn against the dangers
of
fraternizing with "virtual strangers" but many of these warnings go
unheeded
in the name of love. "Yeah there are bad people out there, but that's
just a
risk you have to take if you want to find your one true love,"
DiVaPrInCeSs69
said.
And it is true that, within the vast realm of cyberspace, there are
those
that have found true happiness. Take, for example, the happiness shared
by
SnglGuyLQQKN and IMYOURGODDESS69. Only three and a half weeks after
meeting
IMYOURGODDESS69 in a "Cool People Only" chat on AOL, he drove
cross-country
to her West Virginia trailer park community to lay eyes, for the first
time,
on the woman he was sure was "the one."
"At first, I was a little annoyed by his grotesque deformity, which he
never
told me about, but in all fairness, I had failed to mention my morbid
obesity. But being with him has made me realize, it's what's inside
that
counts," IMYOURGODDES69 said.
And this couple isn't the only pair of hideous misfits to find refuge in
one
another's arms. The Internet can boast scores of couples content with
settling for all Cupid seems intent to hand them.
Many are pleased to see the way Internet technology has made not only
information, but romance, more readily available than it has ever been
before. "I never thought, while I was creating the Internet, that it
would
bring so many people together, but I'm glad it did, and does, and will
continue to do so. And I'm proud to say I was a part of it," said a certain former Vice President.
So what is the verdict on cyberlovin'? Despite the risks, it remains
popular, and success rates steadily increase. But what do the
professionals
think? "I believe Internet technology has reached it's zenith. I know
it's
where I would have turned to find a mate if it hadn't been for my
billions of
dollars," said Bill Gates.
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