[page 1] [page 2] For detailed (and funny) episode guides, and by detailed i mean like 14 pages long!, visit the hilarious Television Without Pity if your bored (or obsessed!) and if you have heaps of time coz it'll take like over an hour to read one episode SEASON 1 1.01 Premiere 3 words. Grand Theft Auto. Yes the game and the real deal. Also features fashion parades, mistaken identities, cocaine parties, threesomes in the bathroom, and Luke beating the crap out of Seth and Ryan. The beginnning of the Ryan/Marissa saga. Drama, drama, drama. 1.02 The Model Home Will Ryan forever be known as the kid from Chino who burned down a house? probably considering the repetition that goes on in this show. 1.03 The Gamble The return of Dawn the alcoholic, who ruins Vegas night and then abandons Ryan once again 1.04 The Debut   Cotillion causes people to make a punching motion with their fists like this...*punch* Oww that hurt!... and whoever comes in contact with it...well that's their own fault. No it's not, it's Jimmy's fault coz he stole everyone's money! 1.05 The Outsider Donnie shoots Luke for being a jackass, well actually it was accident but who pays attention to details? 1.06 The Girlfriend Caleb brings home Gabrielle, his skank, and Seth and Ryan oogle her goodies. "Noooooooo! My eyes! My eyes!" screamed millions of viewers around the world as they gauged out their eyeballs when Marissa lost her virginity to Luke. Meanwhile the smarter people would have just closed their eyes and twiddled their thumbs while humming the most annoying song they can think of to drown out the noise. "Nanananana, nanana! Come in and see the good, good, good guys, we'll show you the best, best prices..." 1.07 The Escape They goe to Tijuana, Mexico, where Marissa chucks a spastic and overdoses on painkillers 1.08 The Rescue Ryan breaks Marissa out of hospital coz Julie is eeeeeeevil and wants to ship her off to San Diego 1.09 The Heights Kick off Carnival. Enough said. 1.10 The Perfect Couple Julie continues her gold-digging ways (hey whatever works) and seduces Caleb, the richest man in Orange County...for now. Marissa chucks another spastic (hey it's what makes her her) though coz she was sober it wasn't as bad. 1.11 The Homecoming Ryan takes Marissa to Chino. Marissa, the current girlfriend and former girl next door in Newport, meets Theresa, the former girlfriend and current girl next door in Chino. Hahaha! I know I'm laughing...are you? No? Well that's coz i'm not funny. Haha! 1.12 The Secret Do you speak fag? Luke's dad does. Fluently. The highlight of this episode, i think, is the word 'yogalates'. 1.13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever The superholiday, Christmas and Honnukkah combined. Is this the episode where Summer dresses as Wonder Woman and Anna makes Seth a comic book? I think it is. And they do a cool circular thingy with the camera at the end! 1.14 The Countdown Marissa says "I love you" and Ryan says "Thank You". Oliver's infatuation with Marissa begins and of course she's too blind to see it 1.15 The Third Wheel Rooney concert. Oliver is busted buying coke and Ryan is dumb enough to bail him out of jail. Dumbass! 1.16 The Links Oliver chucks a spastic in front of Ryan and Marissa falls for Oliver's plan. Duped again! 1.17 The Rivals More Oliver vs Ryan drama 1.18 The Truth This is the episode where Oliver chucks a giant spastic (Hey he and Marissa have so much in common!) and everyone can see that Ryan was right. All that's missing are those 3 words I know he wants to say... "I told you so". 1.19 The Heartbreak Marissa tries to crawl back to Ryan but he doesn't want her coz Theresa's back! Summer and Seth sleep together. 1.20 The Telenovela Summer ignores Seth but then they make up. It's all good. Except Luke and Julie getting together. Ewww! 1.2 The Goodbye Girl No more ANNAbiotics! woohoo! 1.22 The L.A. Whoa! I'm dizzy from all the parallels in this episode. "The Valley" represents "The OC" and Grady Bridges represents Adam Brody and Grady Bridges and his girlfriend represents Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson 1.23 The Nana The Nana is dying of lung cancer but she's still smoking! 1.24 The Proposal Caleb is blind to Julie's money hungry ways and proposes. Dumbass! Luke almost kills himself. 1.25 The Shower Eddie beats up Theresa and man is Ryan pissed. Summer semidumps Seth coz her father hates him 1.26 The Strip Strippers! Lots of strippers! No cute ones though. Drunken catfights and con artists make up for it though. 1.27 The Ties That Bind Boo hoo! It's the last episode. Julie left Jimmy to marry Caleb FOR MONEY but now Caleb's broke and Jimmy's rich again! hahahaha! oh the irony. The best part are the scenes that they did similar to the first episode. Classic! Noooo I can't wait untill next year to see the next season. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!