By Francis
Well...
Mac & Francis met while taking the same anger management course, and when the course was over they decided to treat themselves to a weekend get-away at MIDEVIL TIMES! During the javeling competition Mac leaned over to Francis and said,
"Franni," you see- Mac called her Franni, "if there was one thing I learned in the anger management classes it was that you have to find a way to channel yer energy... and I was thinking we could start a sloppy-dance-indie-punkrock girl band... what do you think?"
"Rickmac," you see- Francis called Mac by her last name, even though she hated it, "You're a genius!"
"We'll find a drummer somewhere (foreshadowing)," said Mack.
So, on the way home from MIDEVIL TIMES they wrote 13 songs... they had plenty of time since they took the train.
Coming out of the train station they saw the most amazing girl pounding on buckets on the corner... like a drummer. So, Mac walked up to her and said,
"Amazing girl pounding on buckets, would you like to be in our band?"
And the amazing girl pounding on buckets (let's call her ANIMAL) said,
"What's the name of the band?"
"Tiny Ninja Theatre," said Francis.
"Cool, I'm in Tiny Ninja Theatre," screamed ANIMAL!
"I think The Violents sounds better," said Mac.
"I agree," replied Francis.
"Cool, I'm in The Violents," screamed ANIMAL!
"Should we go practice," asked Francis?
"Screw that! Let's MULLET" answered Mac!
So, they danced off into the next bar and ordered a beer, a Stoli's on the rocks with a lime, & a jack 'n coke.
And that is all...
