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A man appeared before the pearly gates. St. Peter asked, " Have you ever done anything of particular merit ?" The man said, " I can think of one thing. Once I came upon a gang of hells angels who were threatening a young women. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen, so I approached the biggest, and most heavily tattooed biker of the bunch. I smacked him on the head, kicked over his bike and ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground and told him if he didn't leave her alone he'd answer to me." St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago"