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: : Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

: : Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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: :Man: Is this seat empty?

: :Woman: Yes, and if you sit down, this one will be also.

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: : Man: Your place or mine?

: : Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

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: : Man: So, what do you do for a living?

: : Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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: : Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

: : Woman: Do not enter.

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: : Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

: : Woman: Unfertilized.

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: : Man: Your body is like a temple.

: : Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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: :Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

: : Woman: But would you stay there?

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: : Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

: : Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.