FUCK:

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.

FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings “How the fuck are you?”
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on."
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Pain "Fuck! That hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!”
Surprise "Fucking hell, what was that?"
Hate "You Fuck"
Disappointment "That’s not Fucking fair"
A poker hand "A royal fuck"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it"
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it"
Apathy "Who gives a fuck?"
Resignation "Oh fuck it"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you"
Panic "Lets get the fuck out of here"
Directions "Fuck off"
Maternal "Motherfucker"
Incestuous "Motherfucker"
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure"

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK". Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature. Why not say "FUCK YOU" to someone today!