Taliban TV Guide:

MONDAYS
730 The Mohammed Bunch
800 Husseinfeld
830 Mad About Everything
900 Suddenly Sanctions
930 The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
1000 Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS
730 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
830 The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
900 Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
930 Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
8:30 When Kurds Attack
9:00 Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah
9:30 Just Shoot Me
10:00 Veilwatch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Matima Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdads
10:00 Diagnosis Heresy

FRIDAYS
8:00 Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot
8:30 Only Our Will and Grace From God Can Keep Us From Touching Each Other
9:00 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq's Funniest Home Invasions
10:00 Achmed's Creek
11:00 The Humus Hour