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Joe and Roddy and Fun Graphics Catching Pie
     Fishing along Buffalo Creek during the Dog Day's of August can be a slow boring experience. Trying to find something exciting to do in Barrackville, my home town nestled in the hills of northern West Virginia, was not easily done. There were no movie theaters, amusement parks, or much of anything else other than Buffalo Creek. Being eleven years old, baseball filled my mornings and evenings; however, August ended the season and left us with little to do other than catching snakes.

      The creek had an abundance of non-lethal Queen snakes that grew two to three feet in length and could become as thick as a Louisville Slugger baseball bat. Intermixed with these, were Copperheads which were poisonous snakes and made for a hair raising experience when encountered up close. Most of the time, we could not distinguish the difference between these snakes and granted each the same respect. Respect was normally a barrage of rock throwing until they either turned belly up or swam to cover.

      My neighbor, Rod, was notorious for catching small snakes and keeping them in his pocket. He would go to the playground or local grill, and scare the girls into delirium. I was not a snake handler and wanted no part of them. I used to warn him that some day he was going to pick up the wrong snake and end up dead. Rod did go on and live a rather healthy life; however, there were times when I am sure he wished he was dead.

      I recall the time he put a snake in his pocket, went home and forgot about it. While resting in his mothers living room, the snake crawled out of his pocket and climbed up his mother floor lamp. Being cold blooded and needing heat to warm its body, wrapped itself around the light switch near the bulb.

      Later that day, after supper, I went to Rod's house to read some comic books. We were lying on his mothers living room floor, when his mother saw us reading in the dimly lit room. Without saying a word, she grasped the lamp with her left hand--stabilized it--reached under the shade to turn on the switch--when all heck broke out.

      She let out a blood curdling scream that brought three of the neighbors running to the house. She twirled the thirty pound light around the room like a drum major's baton, seemingly unable to release it. Finally, she let it fly--straight through the window. In the mix of the excitement, I ran through her closed screen door, rolled on to the front porch and scampered home laughing like I was half wild. That evening, Rod got two whippings--one from his mom and when his dad got home, he got it with a three inch mining belt. After that excitement, I didn't go back to Rod's until his dad fixed the screen door and his mother's hair had settled down on her head. I remember her hair kind of stuck straight out for two or three days.

      There were days after the lamp and snake incident, Rod and I talked and laughed until our sides hurt. We needed some excitement in our lives but not that extreme. Sometimes we would just look at each other and spontaneously start laughing. It was as difficult to look at his mother and not laugh, too. There were times when we would be playing in another room at his house and be laughing when she would yell, "If you boys are laughing at me, I am going to give you both a whipping." It took a while but eventually we were all able to set in the same room, talk and laugh about it. I can assure you, Rod did not take home any more snakes.

      Like I was saying, the Dog Days of August were slow and unexciting. A few suckers under the iron bridge and snakes were our most exciting moments. Fishing from the bridge day after day had become a fine art. We did not use bait during these days, but had resorted to snagging the suckers with what is called a "treble hook." We placed a sinker near the hook to stabilize it from blowing in the wind and drifting in the water. We dragged it through the water until we had made a good placement under a fish and then jerk. This method took many tries to catch a fish. Some days I would catch 7 or 8--other days just a few. They ranged from 7 to 20 inches in length and sometimes weighed as much as 3 or 4 pounds. We didn't eat suckers because they were bottom feeders and retained a bad odor.

      Not many people who lived in the Negro mining camps had cars to drive and they would walk across the iron bridge daily. I knew everyone, being swimming buddies at the pump house for years, and had a friendly relationship with all of them. Each day as they walked by, they asked if I had any fish to give away and would lean over the bridge to look at the fish I was trying to catch. One of the fellows would come each day--his name was Pie. I think because he liked pies so much, his buddies gave him the nickname.

      Pie was one of the most likable guys I ever knew. He was not well to do and appreciated the fish like they may have been his only meal of the day. He had a deep fright of snakes. He would always ask me if I had seen any snaked today and then shiver from his toes to his head.

      It was one of those days, he came walking across the bridge to get his fish, when I snagged a huge queen snake. As he bent over the railing to see my catch, I jerked my pole with great enthusiasm. I pulled so hard, the snake flew over our heads, landing around his neck. He screamed and flopped around with the three foot queen snake, and then took off running across the bridge. In the process, the snake fell off and my hook snagged his t-shirt.

      Delirious with fright, he continued to run at break neck speed across the rail road tracks, and up the No. 7 Hill. I yelled for him to stop, but it was obvious he was going to run the entire way home. I ran after him like he was a great fish on my line. He had taken about 300 feet of line and bent my fishing pole double. When I was finally able to set my drag on my reel--with one hard pull--I stopped him dead in his tracks. Falling down on the road, he squalled, crawled and cried looking for the snake. I shouted one last time, "The snake fell off." But he paid no attention, got up to his feet stumbling, falling and continued to run zig-zagging up the hill.

      The next day when the fellows walked across the bridge, they walked in the center where the cars crossed, rather than the walkway where I was fishing. Pie didn't come to get any fish for several days. When he did, he climbed up the hill above Rexroad's Beer Joint, and yelled, "Do you got any fish today? Are there any snakes?"

      I tried to tell him it was accidental and how sorry I was that he had gotten so frightened. Pie, the good hearted soul that he was, accepted my apology but never crossed the bridge after the incident, until he had gotten the "all clear sign." Some days later when Pie passed my house, I gave him a piece of my mother's delicious apple pie and that put the finishing touches on my apology. When his buddies walked by, they would yell, "Hey Joe got any pie?" "No!" I would yell, "just this big snake. Do you want him?" That ended any conversation and caused them all to scatter.

      In my home town, exciting times were there, you just had to find it.

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