BEER SONGS
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KENTUCKY THUNDER
18 Bottles of BeerI was livin with my mom and pop
I kissed 'em both goodbye and when
they asked me why
I said we ought to talk
For 18 years I went to church
did everything that preacher taught
Finished school didn't smoke didn't mind
being broke now I don't mind being caught
drinkin
18 bottles of Beer Lord Jesus
18 bottles of beer
18 bottles for 18 years
that I've been livin here
Oh Lord I'm tired of being a good girl
now I wanna be a little bad
I need 18 bottles to quench
my thirst for the 18 years I've had
Well I sat up on the bar stool
and I got myself a drink
When the bartender poored my 5th one
well he gave me a little wink
and by the 10th one I was feelin good
by the 14th I was gone
I drank 4 more on the front porch
and then I passed out on the lawn
18 bottles of Beer Lord Jesus
18 bottles of beer
18 bottles for 18 years
that I've been livin here
Oh Lord I'm tired of being a good girl
now I wanna be a little bad
I need 18 bottles to quench
my thirst for the 18 years I've had
On Sunday morning I went to church
When the preacher called on me
He said tell me child what'd
you learn last night form your
18 bottles of beer.....
18 bottles of Beer Lord Jesus
18 bottles of beer
18 bottles for 18 years
that I've been livin here
Oh Lord I'm tired of being a good girl
now I wanna be a little bad
I need 18 bottles to quench
my thirst for the 18 years I've hadWYLDE NEPT
Beer Beer BeerA long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.JAMES KOCHALKA SUPERSTAR
Beer DogI'll grab a beer for you, my love
fill it from the keg that is my heart
it's got a frothy head of foam
chug it down and then unhook the phone
we'll lie in bed together stoned
with another cup of beer
I'm just a beer dog, uh-huh
and this must be puppy love
I'll grab a beer for you my love
fill it from the keg that is my soul
another hangover postponed
by another cup of beerBLOOMIN JACK IVY
Beer SongWe don't care,
We want beer.
We want beer.
Beer, we want beer.
Beer, we want beer.
Beer!
Beer!
Beer!
Beeeeeeeerrr!!
Beer, we want beer.
Beer, we want beer.
We want beer,
We want beer,
We're the Gannaways and we don't care!
We want beer,
We want beer,
We are the Gannaways,
And we don't fucking care!!!
We don't fucking care!!!
We want the Beer!!SECRET AGENT 8
Beer's OKWhy you wanna try to criticize me
Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean I can’t see
why you do it
You do it all the time
That’s all right
Because beer is OK sometimes
(Chorus)
Beer is OK with me
(2nd verse)
No se
(3rd verse)
Why you wanna try to criticize me
Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean I can’t see
Why you do it
You do it all the time
That’s all right
Because beer is just fine
(4th verse)
Still no seGUNRACK
Drink Some BeerI wake up in the mornin
With my mouth all full of chew
I cut the hair right off my teeth
I ain’t got no thing to do
I gotta drink some beer
Gotta smoke some dope
Gotta shoot some deer
Gotta snort some coke
I screw the neighbor’s kid
I fuck her long and hard
Got tired of my sister
When she gave birth to that Tard
I gotta drink some beer
I gotta smoke some dope
I gotta shoot some deer
I gotta snort some coke
The cow’s left home
The truck won’t pull
I’m eatin lots of beef jerky
And I dig that rock n roll
I gotta drink some beer
I gotta smoke some dope
I gotta shoot some deer
I gotta snort some cokeDERAL FENDERSON
Drinkin' Beer for Jesuswe're drinkin' beer for jesus
we're drinkin' beer for jesus
drinkin' beer for jesus everyday
we're drinkin' beer for jesus
we're drinkin' beer for jesus
drinkin' beer for jesus is the way
we don't like gambling and chasing woman
we love our lord and pabst blue ribbon
we love the cross and we love the sauce
we're drinkin' beer for jesus everydayFABRIC INDICATORS
Huber's the Beer for ChristmasIf you want to tie one on
And if you drink a caseful
You'll wind up yakking in the john
All of the other brewskies
Lose out to this mighty pro
It makes a great stocking stuffer
And it makes your bladder flow
You can drink it with your mom
Or your uncle Phil
Drink it til your face turns blue
You can be darn sure we will
So go out and buy a case full
Or some quart bottles for your friends
Huber's the beer for christmas
The bestest beer for what you'll spend.POLKAHOLICS
In Heaven There Is No BeerIn Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And When we are gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all our beerMARK WALKER
Ode To BeerI don't like women, when they're bitchin'
Don't like the mess in my kitchen
I don't like rashes when they're itchin'
But I like to drink my beer
I don't like workin', I just like playin'
When I was eight, I'd draw with a crayon
I tie my shoes, so they'll stay on
And I like to drink my beer
Now beer is a wonderful brew
I like the things it makes me do
Now beer is a wonderful drink
Too bad it makes my farts stink
Now my brother, he's not like me
He don't drink beer, he just drinks tea
But when I drink it, I gotta pee
And I like to drink my beer
I don't like people, when they're fickle
I like my tuna, with a pickle
I used to live, with Gary Trickle
And I like to drink my beer
Now beer is a wonderful juice
It makes me crazy, it makes me loose
Now beer is a wonderful liquid
Too bad that nothing rhymes with liquid
Well they say, that beer will kill me
But right now, it kinda thrills me
So keep 'em comin', 'till they fill me
'Cause I like to drink my beer.LEDHED
Steal Your BeerI'm going to steal your beer
Because you left it here
What was going on inside your head?
You see I love beer in any form
Dark, light, red or warm
I drank mine all up
And now I'm drinking yours
This is no way to treat a beer
It's meant to be drunk and cause good cheer
Excuse me while I put yours in my head!
Excuse me while I put yours in my head!SONS OF WINIFRED
Where the Beer is BetterOnce again I've been dumped, my esteem has slumped,
And I can't afford my psychologist.
My career is a mess, I wish I were John Tesh.
I really should see a proctologist.
I've tried every pill; prozac, vagisil.
I've even hired an astrologist.
I've tried every cult and as a result,
I'm now a scientologist.
And the only thing I find can save me
Is holding a stein full of beer.
Pouring one down, wipe off that frown.
Give me two more, my spirits will soar.
I understand their is a land
where they brew beer that is twice as grand.
I'm going where the beer is better...Do Re Mi DrinkDOUGH... the stuff that
buys me beer
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
ME...... the one who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long run to get beer
SO...... I'll have another beer
LA...... I'll have another beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer
And that will bring us back to DOUGH... Free BeerFree beer, free beer
that's my favorit brand.
If i didnt have to bay it
it's the best beer in the land.
One that punky,
It dont metter to me.
That is herro in it's all world
Who buy a one for me.Beer SongCold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime...
Now...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n',
Comes out of your ears before you're drunk.
Drink it by the six-pack, glug it by the quart,
Guzzle it by the gallon 'til you start to snore and snort, 'n
Got a belly like you're pregnant,
To get a woman you gotta beg, n'
She won't be much to look at anyway.
Taste it when you're ten, drink it by thirteen,
Waste it 'til you realize it makes you obscene...
And makes you act like a mad man,
Let's hope it's just a fad, an'
That they'll change that legal age to thirty one...
For drinkin'...
Cold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime,
I said that...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n',
Comes out of your ears before you're drunk.
Well, now, there's cheap beer, there's prime brew,
There's imported ale...
There's cheap people, like us, catchin' every beer sale,
So we can drink while we're paintin',
Drink until we faint, n',
When we come to we start over once again.
Twelve ounces...sixteen ounces...thirty-two, or more...
Just keep it goin', right on down,
That hole that's in your jaw...
Until you've spent your last nickel,
Your mind is really pickled,
And it's time that we headed for the bar.
"Well, I can't walk..."
"But you better drive, 'cause I can't see..."
Somehow we always seem to reach that mahogany...
So won't you set 'em up, and don't let it up,
'Til we hiccup, and can't get up,
And we all commence to singin' this here song.
Cold gold makes you old, way before your time,
Cold gold makes you sleep right through your prime,
Don't you know that...
Whiskey is for celebratin',
Beer just gives you body weight, n'
Comes out of your ears before you're...
Comes out of your ears...
Comes out of your ears before you're
Knocked down, sprawled out,
Stoned cold drunk.
