If You Wanna Be Happy For the Rest of Your Life
by Rock-a-pella
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your
wife
So for my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you(x2)
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
and worryin' and problems be his downfall
As soon as they marry why then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-gl-y woman don't tell no lie
She'll always give you peace of mind
Chorus(x2)
solo
So, let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch
Chorus
Hey man! I saw your wife the other day
an' she sho' is uuuugly!
She's so ugly you could press her face
into dough and make gorilla cookies
But she sho' can cook!
Chorus
