Here's what you chose as the top ten funniest quotes of 2003-04:

10-with 24 votes(tie)

Hesper: What makes Indiana Jones so hot?

Bre: I think it's the whip.

Hesper: Whips are fun.

Hesper: I need more hose.

Me: Ooh, pick me! Pick me!

9-with 26 votes

Tammy Joe: How do you get a mullet? Do you have to apply for one or something?

8-with 27 votes

Marcia: I just kicked my theory butt's test. ...Let's try that again. Theory butt kicked me.

7-with 29 votes

Christy: My boobs are so fake there! I bought them.

6-with 30 votes

Sue: If I had a brain, I'd be dangerous.

5-with 32 votes

Melanie: I have to go do homework.

Marcia: What? It's Wednesday night. Nobody does Melanie on a Wednesday night!

4-with 34 votes

Marcia: Hey, let's go rape the pizza boy!

3-with 35 votes

Braden: And that guy who looks like a fourteen-year-old girl is my brother. We love each other very much.

2-with 67 votes

Tammy Joe: Okay guys, I'm going to take off my pants now but don't be afraid!

Steve: Tammy, when has you taking your pants off ever made me afraid?

1-with 73 votes, the funniest quote of the year and recipient of the first annual CHOPS AWARD, named for her (drumroll please...)

Me: They're crazy because they're all inbreds.

Melanie (a minute later): Oh, you mean the squirrels!

Me: What did you think I meant?

Melanie: I thought we were still talking about people in Waverly...