Q: What happens if the game doesn't load?

A: You screwed something up! How could you not follow such easy instrustcions that came with the game?! You're an idiot call the Help Line printed on the box.

Q: What happens if I threw away the box and don't have the phone number?

A: Two words: Phone Book (for the Adventure Inc HQ closest to you)

Q: The Music isn't playing

A: Turn up the volume, most people forget that.  If it doesn't work its out of our hands call Microsoft or something, that's their department.

Q: How can I get Adam Normus' autograph

A: Join the Fan Club.