Omar K Ravenhurst, President
Omar is a man of many talents. Actually, s/he/they is/are many men of many talents. And not just men. All people can be part of Omar, irrespective of gender, age, class, intelegence, cult, marital status, sock color, prefered OS, etc. To be precise, Omar is a reverse hive mind; many bodies, one mind, if you will. It is this detachment from the physical reality by which most of us poor mortals are trapped that makes Omar such an ideal President, for he shall be free to hold the reigns of this great institution for years after the rest of us have DIED! DEATH! HAHAHA! DeathDeathDeathDeathDeath!!! YOU ALL SHALL DIE.you're all gonna die and Omar's not, neyh-neyh-ne-ne-neyh But anyway, omar is the man !
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