JC: I'm not buying tickets to Justified/Stripped if that's what you're going to ask.
Kelly Fatone: She didn't even go to Justified/Stripped.
BexXx: Nope. But you can buy my DVD...
JC: How much?
BexXx: 20 bucks?
JC: Deal!
Liv: I got mine for $17...
JC: Dammit!
BexXx: That is a 3 dollar profit... I AM good at this scalping thing! Anywho...I wanted to send Justin a care package in Europe...but, I thought I should include stuff from all of us...to make it personal.
Kelly: Is that just for the Justified DVD or both?
JC: *Opens the DVD case and shakes his head* It's for an empty box... I'll put this in the care package. *Hands the empty case to Becca*
Joey: Um...I'll put this in...*Holds up a wrapped twinkie*
Lance: *fishes into his pocket and takes out his keys; takes off one of the keychains* He can have this.
Kelley: Is that a sock?
Lance: Yeah, Liv gave me one of her LittleMissMatched key chains.
Chris: He can have my Backstreet ticket...
JC: *Leaves the room giggling to himself*
Joey: I get scared when JC starts giggling like that...
BexXx: *Putting everything into a box*
JC: *Comes back in and hands Becca a CD* He'll know that's from me...
BexXx: *Looks at it* Obviously, Buddy...it's an autographed copy of Schizophrenic... *Reads the autograph out loud* To Justin, Fuck you very much...thanks for the support, JC Chasez...
Kelly: *reaches into her purse and pulls out a folded up picture Bri drew on a placemat* J can have this.
BexXx: See! Now that's personal! *looks oddly at JC*
JC: Maybe he'll listen to it...
Lance: Doubtful.
Chris: I wrote him a poem while you all were talking... *clears his throat and reads* Roses are red...violets are blue...Your stupid new song, don't even sound like you...
Kelly: YES!
JC: I'll add something to that! *Takes the paper and writes*
BexXx: Oh boy...community poetry! *laughs*
JC: Ahem...*reads what he wrote* Violets are blue...Roses cost bucks...I saw your new movie, and homeboy...it sucks.
Kelly: *falls over laughing*
Joey: My turn! *Writing with a grin*
BexXx: If he manages to put the word twinkie in there...
Joey: No, I took another avenue all together... *reads* Violets are blue, Roses are red, you were twenty times hotter without a shaved head.
Kelly: That's so true! COME BACK FRO!
Joey: Lance? You care to add to our prose?
Lance: *takes the paper and ponders; writes and hands the paper to Liv*
Liv: *reads* Lance!
JC: What did he write!?
Lance: Well, maybe he could!
Liv: "Now that you're solo, NSYNC has a void, but maybe instead, you could lend us your droid."
JC: *Falls off the couch laughing*
Kelly: *collapses on the couch, holding her stomach*
BexXx: *applauds*
Kelly: What are you going to give J, Liv?
Liv: I dunno...
BexXx: Mind if I write a verse on the poem before it goes in?
Kelly: I think Liv should add one, too.
BexXx: Go for it girl!
Liv: *shakes her head* Nah...
JC: I'll get you started... Justin...JC is way cuter than you...
Liv: JC... *shakes head with a smile*
JC: Now call your lawyer, cause I know you'll sue!
Kelly: How about if I write that instead? *laughs* Justin...my husband is cuter than you...
Joey: It's still true!
BexXx: Well, I already wrote mine...
Kelly: *takes the paper from Liv and jots down what JC said*
BexXx: *Takes it from Kel and adds hers*
Chris: *Grabs it and reads what Becca wrote* Woah!
Kelly: What did she write?
Chris: She's showing her Chasez side...*Reads* Your new song's okay, if you know what I mean...but I like OTHER things you do like a machine.
Liv: Well, there's no way I can top that.
BexXx: Of course you can! You're like...a kajillion times better with words than me!
Liv: I don't know what to say.
JC: I'm sure you can think of something to make fun of his punk ass for, Mama...
Liv: *thinks*
BexXx: Say somethin about bank robbers!
Liv: *takes the pen and prints on the paper; frowns* Mine was lame.
JC: I doubt that baby, none of us are going to get pullitzers for these things...let's hear it!
Kelly: *looks over Liv's shoulder* "Your sense of style is truly amiss, I don't dig bank robbers...but YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!"
BexXx: That's not lame at all!
Liv: It is.
BexXx: I think he'll love these. *Takes the paper and folds it up, putting it in the Schizophrenic CD case*
Liv: Oh...*goes into the kitchen; comes back with a box of Cap'n Crunch and a sharpie*
Kelly: What are you gonna do with that?
BexXx: *Smiles*
Liv: *draws a speech bubble drawn in that says 'I be the pirate Justin Timberlake...I be here to pillage all the spaces in your song titles! Arrrrgh'*
Kelly: *busts out laughing*
Chris: HAHA!!
BexXx: You should cross out the Crunch and change it to...
Liv: *makes an X over the "ch" at the end and replaces it with a "K"*
BexXx: WORD!
Liv: *signs her name*
Kelly: Wait! *takes the sharpie and draws an inverted bandana over the captain's face*
JC: Oh...that's hot.
Kelly: *signs her name*
Lance: My turn! *draws an eyepatch over one of the Captain's eyes and signs his name* Who wants to do the puzzles on the back?!
Chris: MEEE!
BexXx: *Runs out to her car* I knew my scrapbooking hobby would come in handy! *Holds up a baggy of rhinestones and some super glue*
Liv: *turns to Joe* You should write 'booty' on the treasure chest on the back.
Joey: *Writes and grins* I did better than that! *Points, it says "GHETTO BOOTY"*
Kelly: *laughs at the stick figure with the big ass he drew next to it*
BexXx: *Glues the rhinestones around the borders of the letters on the front, and signs next to it*
Kelly: Oh! *fishes in her purse and pulls out one of Bri's stampers; pulls off the cover and stamps the sailboat on the front in the cereal bowl; writes 'Bri' next to it*
Liv: *giggles* Saiiiiiiling....
JC: *Starts singing the song*
Liv: What are you going to draw? *passes JC the sharpie and box* You gon' turn the captain's hat into Mouse ears or something? *laughs*
JC: Hmmm...*taps his chin; Not only draws mouse ears on the hat, but draws a button on the Cap'ns chest that says "I <3 JC!"*
Liv: *laughs* No, I <3 JC!
Kelly: *laughs* He can't have you both!
BexXx: I will gladly sacrifice myself so that Liv and JC can remain a pair...
Kelly: Of course you will. *laughs*
BexXx: I'm brave...
Liv: *waits for JC to sign his name, then examines the box* He better not throw this away. In fact, he better have both sides framed!
Lance: I wonder how much we could get for it on ebay?
BexXx: That would count as scalping research!
Lance: *laughs*
BexXx: How should I put this in the box so it doesn't get damaged?
Lance: Don't you have bubble wrap or something?
BexXx: Liv?
Chris: I wanna play with bubble wrap!
Liv: I used the last of it when I gave Chris his photo album and framed pictures back...
BexXx: Could I use one of Buddy's pink polo shirts? He surely won't miss ONE...
JC: Not nice.
Kelly: There has to be something around here to use.
Liv: You can use one of the old towels. *points to a bag near the front door* I was going to throw those away.
BexXx: *Goes and grabs a pink one and wraps the box*
Kelly: Are you going to send it to one of his hotels?
BexXx: I haven't figured out where to send it yet...
Lance: Maybe London? He has a show there next week I think.
BexXx: How long does it take to ship to London?
Lance: It depends on which company, and which services you choose.
BexXx: It should take about a week, I figure... Someone should call J and make sure that's where he's going to be...
JC: "Someone" meaning not you, I assume?
BexXx: Definitely not me...*packing things into the box*
Liv: He's performing in London on the 13th. Send it DHL and you can have it waiting for him. They're probably the fastest as far as international service, I think.
BexXx: Alright. Thanks Liv. *Closes up the box*
So what did Justin think of his CARE package? As Lucky would say, "COME BACK!!" soon to find out. lol