Justin: *looks through the peephole, then opens the door*

Hotel Employee: *Written across the top of the box in huge letters: "Care Package...Because we CARE!"*

Justin: Thank you. *tips the guy*

Hotel Employee: You're welcome, sir. *Leaves*

Justin: *closes the door and takes the box inside; pokes through the contents of the box; pours more cereal in his bowl and calls Chris*

Chris: *Answers, seeing the caller ID is overseas* HEY!

Justin: Hi, I'd like to return my meal in exchange for something else.

Chris: Was it malfunctioning, sir?

Justin: Someone defaced the box.

Chris: Sue them.

Justin: And it was very poorly wrapped...in a used pink towel, no less!

Chris: Sir, we do our best to accomodate our customers...but sometimes...they're bitches.

Justin: The cereal turned out okay...but the presentation was dismal.

Chris: Well sir, I suggest you take it up with Cap'n Crunch himself...but I warn you, he's a very busy man. Until then, might I suggest the entertainment we packaged along with your meal?

Justin: *looks at JC's autographed CD and the DVD case of his concert*

Chris: I highly reccomend the CD over the DVD case...As you see, we failed to include the DVD because...well...it sucked.

Justin: *reaches over and opens the case to find nothing inside*

Chris: It's also because we couldn't force one of our waitresses to remove it from her portable DVD player, but I digress...It sucked.

Justin: *looks in the box to see if he's missed anything, and spots the twinkies and keychain* Is that a sock?

Chris: No sir. It's a keychain.

Justin: *picks up the twinkies, which were smushed on the journey*

Chris: You have rather large feet, sir... I wouldn't suggest trying to wear the keychain as a sock.

Justin: Uh...right...

Chris: I tried before we sent it...

Justin: Well, thanks for trying it out.

Chris: I stand by the integrity of my business, sir. It was my pleasure.

Justin: Well then...I suppose that about covers everything. *in British accent* I do say, good sir, that this was a rather pleasant business call. Your customer service is quite dandy.

Chris: Thank you kindly, sir. Please reccomend us to your friends and family.

Justin: I will definitely do that! Thank you very much for you time.

Chris: The pleasure was all mine, sir. Have a pleasant evening.

Justin: Thank you. Cheerio!

Chris: Pip pip!

Justin: *laughs and hangs up*

Chris: Justin's stupid...*laughs and puts his phone down*