1. The group would be called *N_YNC...*NYNC...CY*NN...CYNN? Hmm...

2. Who would be in Justin's "Clique"?

3. There would be no Fumanskeeto, hence I would end up nekkid on some days.

4. Dia and I would have been waiting in line for nothing at the Fuman signing...it's no fun to meet air.

5. It pains me to think that the song "Falling" would not exist.

6. Chris has pugs...and there is nothing funnier than a pug...

7. There would have been no strip tease on the PopOdyssey tour.

8. And Busta and Korea wouldn't have a daddy.

9. I would only share a birthday with Eminem...

10. Who'd offer gramma her funnel cake!?

11. But Chris is a huge Eminem fan, which is another reason he rocks. DETROIT WHAT?!

12. Have you ever heard "Lion Sleeps Tonight"? It would suck without Chris!

13. So would the BeeGee's Tribute and the Jackson Five Medly!

14. We wouldn't be able to say GO LITTLEFOOT!®

15. And he and Bonzai Buddy wouldn't be on America's Most Wanted posters.

16. JC would be the "Old One".

17. There would be no random liner notes...

18. I wouldn't have cut down on my smoking.

19. And no random one-liners.

20. That "close with the Matrix" thing wouldn't be NEARLY as funny...

21. Trees would be a boring subject to talk about...

22. And millions of trees would go unlooked at.

23. The Christmas album wouldn't sound as heavenly, especially "Oh Holy Night."

24. Joey would be the "Funny one".

25. He and Joey hosted TRL in their PJ's and aminal slippers.

26. If there was no Chris, we'd have to spend more time making fun of JC...and that's just not as fun.

27. More people would probably end up "old and irritable." Chris' humor and spirit is a great life's lesson.

28. Umm...Chris is a good thing because...he's the coolest damned 30 year old I can think of...

29. He's also the hottest. lol

30. Simply put: Chris = good...No Chris = bad

So there ya have it! GO LITTLEFOOT!®

Happy Birthday, Chris! Wishing you many more years of music, laughter and randomness!

Much luff from Liv and Beck! =D