"We did a special musical tribute to her and we hope it doesn't suck." - Chris
After *NS_ _ _ (Justin and Chris) gave their props to Janet for teaching them "how to be fine," they introduced their update of a classic Janet video. Chris said again that he hoped they "did it justice." Well kiddies, I'm here to tell you…
It was HOT. I (Liv) was overwhelmed by the sexiness…so much so that it was my mom who pointed out that JC resembled Ricky Martin. It was his new do…the hair that stems back to his "Wipeout" days. The hair, in combination with his voice and the lyric, "baby you've got on what I like," and well…[falls over repeatedly]
Justin, Justin, Justin…WHY did you abort the FRO? I'm still trying to decide whether to laugh at his baldness or cry for the curls. Despite that, the boy still manages to look good.
Dear, sweet Lancers, sitting there flipping through his magazine [later in the video, not in this picture]. Okay, so all he does is harmonize, but you can't deny the sensuality of that man's voice when he sings, "That's the way love…"
The extent of Joey's singing is pretty much the same as Lance, but I don't care what y'all say about him being fat…when he's sitting there lying on the couch, you can't help but admit that he looks great. I can name a couple of people who'd jump him right there. [winks at Kimmie]
And finally, we come to Chris. Aside from JC and Justin, we got to hear a lot more of his singing. He may not have a soloist's voice, but it was refreshing all the same to hear him sing and bask in his hotness.
The verdict: Huh? [Mom walks by and reminds me to breath] Oh, yeah. I give it five stars, and what I will now call my "squeal of approval."