Impression From a Fan

I [Olivia] came up with a rough draft of this parody a year ago, but never finished. I found it last week and decided to take a different approach to it. I wrote this from my personal experience as a fan [and a humor writer], in observance of *NSYNC in the past year. To the tune of Smash Mouth's "Walkin' on the Sun."
It ain't no joke, the adoration they provoke
When they thrust and sing in perfect harmony
JC gets teased about the pink in his attire
And the fur coat, but at least he's not chunky like Joey
When his hunger attacks, he raids the fridge for a snack
Good thing Wade's got his back, in case he's caught in a trap
And Chris' passion for teen fashion has become a big hit
Chics are diggin' Fumanskeeto cuz the styles are quite hip

Chorus:
So don't delay, act now
Tickets are selling out
Fans, if you don't stand in line
You'll never see *NSYNC live
And if you're lucky you may
Just get a seat in the pit
But without cash
You won't get that elusive backstage pass

Less than a year ago, they set out and they went out
On promotion, caused commotion with PopOdyssey Tour
And they rocked out with their band across the country
Just singin' and thrustin', left all the girls lustin'
Yeah some were spellbound, some were hell bound
Some they fell down and some got back up
And caught them in the next town
For these chics, it was their niche to take these trips
A vacation 'cross the nation with their friends in the clique

Chorus

It ain't no joke when dear Lance's handkerchief is soaked
With his tears because his trip to space has been revoked
But while he's broke up and choked up, J's focused on his close-up
Thinking that he can perform some god like hocus pocus
Fans won't sit back, kick back, while the other guys get the shaft
News to J: Not everybody thinks you're all that!
Get your ass on track, pick up the slack, so they don't say:
*NSYNC is breaking up all because of Justin Timberlake!

Chorus

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