Kevin: A humor site? They make fun of them...?

Jay: Yes Kev...hence the term "humor site." They poke fun of *NSYNC the way I make fun of you. Anyway, they all wrote me a handful of letters explaining how they all wanted to meet each other for the first time, here on our show. So we flew all seven of them out...everyone, please welcome my first guests, from the fansite *NSYNC Jaded Everybodys Free: Olivia, Allison, Lucky, Tabz, Becca, Mel and Julie.

Kevin and the band plays No Doubt's "Hey Baby" and the girls, minus Olivia, come out and sit down.

Jay: Hello, ladies.

Mel: Hi, Jay.

Jay: *counts* Wait a minute...there's only six of you.

Becca: *looks around* Where's Liv?

Alli: Yeah...hey Lux, didn't she fly out with you?

Lucky: No, she said she had to catch another flight because she couldn't reschedule her presentation. She said if she missed one speech, she automatically failed the class.

Becca: We can't start without her...

Jay: *suddenly looks up at his producer* She just got here? Whew! Okay...let's bring out Olivia.

Band starts playing "Hey Baby" again and Olivia comes out. Just as she is about to sit down, Dakaota and Skye, Tabz's kids, come running up on the stage yelling "Livi!" and each throwing their arms around one of her legs.

Jay: Look at that! They got past security! lol

Olivia: Hey kiddos! *gives the kids a hug* I'll talk to you guys in a little bit. Go sit back down with Dave. *sits down next to Allison next to Jay's desk* Sorry I'm late.

Jay: Alright, now that you're all present and accounted for... So, girls, who are your favorite members of *NSYNC? Olivia, why don't you start...

Olivia: JC

Mel: Lance

Becca: Justin

Tabz: Justin

Lucky: Chris, but on some days, Justin

Julie: Justin

Alli: Wade

Jay: Excuse me, Alli, Wade isn't in the group, care to explain?

Olivia: *laughs* Come on, Jay...what kind of question is THAT? lol...didn't you do your homework? If you read the site, you'd know.

Alli: Well, technically, Wade's in the group, he's the unknown sixth member, he writes songs with Justin, he's the tour director, and he has his own pictures and humor section on the site. Steve doesn't even have all that.

Julie: *scowls*

Olivia: We've grown out of the Steve thing.

Jay: Julie, I see you have a problem with Steve. I heard that it has something with pornographic material?

Julie: No, it's because he doesn't answer my emails.

Jay: Obviously Steve misinformed me.

Olivia: What's that supposed to mean?

Jay: Steve Fatone, come on out.

Mel: What kind of sick joke is this?

Olivia and Julie: *glares at Steve*

Steve: I hate it when you send me email. I HATE THAT.

Olivia: YOU HATE EVERYTHING!

Julie: You are SO ungrateful to your fans...I can't believe you HAVE fans...

Jay: Olivia, Julie, please settle down now.

Alli: You don't understand.

Jay: What do you mean?

Lucky: There's actually a Sexy Steve Fan Club.

Alli: I haven't had a chance to start a Wade one yet. Lately,

Liv: *shudder*

Alli: I've been too busy.

Olivia: Wade's evil, there doesn't need to be a fan club in his honor.

Jay: Sexy Steve Fan Club?

Julie: *scowls* Yes...it was courtesy of our former editor and founder, Brittany.

Jay: So, Steve, you've been a fixture on the site for a while now.

Olivia: I wouldn't say a fixture...

Alli: I'd say more of a leech.

Julie: You're famous because of Joey and US...do you know that, you ungrateful son of a *censor*? And I hate you, you *censor," piece of *censor*

Jay: Whoa, Julie, we need to calm down now.

Steve: Jay, that happens alot. I hate that.

Olivia: *rolls eyes*

Becca: Jay, can we please get the rest of the guys out here?

Jay: So, girls, we know that the first priority of yours was to meet each other, and we were able to do so. However, you also wanted to meet *NSYNC, the reason the 7 of your got together. Unfortunately, we were unable to get them here today, and they sent Steve to apologize.

Olivia: That wasn't part of the deal Jay.

Tabz: Are you kidding me? I flew out to LA to meet Steve? If you're 12 and want to be a fame whore, that's all good and well, but I want to see Justin's ass out on this stage, before I count to three: One...

Mel: *joins in*

Tabz and Mel: Two...

Jay: Okay, okay, there's no fooling these ladies. Everyone let's welcome JC, Justin, Lance, Chris, and Joey to the show.

Alli: WHAT??!!??!!??

Olivia: YOU'RE FORGETTING SOME PEOPLE!

Becca: Yeah...I refuse to be here if...

Alli: That's it, we're leaving!

Alli & Becca: *start to stand*

Olivia and Mel: If Becca's leaving...

Julie: I wanted a piece of Wade's ass too!

Lucky: Ya know, this just isn't right!

Tabz: I second that.

Olivia: Jay...

Jay: Olivia...?

Olivia: There were other "conditions"...

Jay: I got you your date with JC.

Olivia: It was SUPPOSED to be a double date with Alli and Wade. And Mel, Beck and I were supposed to give props to Johnny.

Jay: Well, let's bring the guys out, and see what's going on.

Justin, JC, Joey, Chris, and Lance come running out to meet the 7 girls with their arms crossed, and Steve still muttering "I hate that."

Julie: *continues to glare at Steve*

Alli: *looking past them for any sign of Wade*

Becca: *looking past them for any sign of Johnny* JC, how could you do this, you're supposed to be my brother?

Olivia: Buddy, you didn't bring Johnny or Wade, what's up with that?

Jay: Brother? Buddy?

Lucky: You should've done your homework Jay.

Mel: So where's Johnny? *looks at Lance* Come on palm pilot, where's your manager?

Tabz: *taps foot* This is highly unprofessional, I'm very disappointed in all of you.

*NSYNC: *hangs their head in shame*

Lucky: Yeah, what happened to being all about the fans?

Justin: Well, we just wanted to say...

Alli: Can it fro boy, I mean, bald boy. Where's your hip attachment? And Johnny? What's wrong with you? Don't you understand that this fuels our humor fire even more?

Olivia: *looks at Jay accusingly*

Jay: Okay, okay, you got me. You girls are tough cookies *guest music starts playing, out walk Wade and Johnny, a sigh of relief is heard from the audience and the guys*

Becca: *squeals*

Olivia: *satisified smile* Thank you Jay.

Jay: Now that I'm not going to get my ass kicked by 7 wonderful girls after the show... Guys, what exactly do you think of the website that these ladies run?

Steve: I HATE it.

Chris: I find it very entertaining. I actually got my idea for my liner notes from their website.

Lucky: We knew it!

Jay: Now, it's no secret that you girls just don't make of these boys, you all do have favors, and wouldn't mind some one-on-one time with the boys. What would be the one question you would ask them if you could?

Becca: Liv and I have one for JC and Justin...

Olivia: In the song 'Tell Me, Tell Me...Baby'...

Becca: Please finish this lyric: If there is no way...

Olivia: To make you...

Becca: Feel the same way too, [BLANK] you!

Olivia: *stifles a giggle*

JC and Justin: Ummm...

Jay: Do you guys have anything to say to the girls now that you have them in front of you?

Steve: Stop sending me email.

Julie: You like it.

Chris: I'd be willing to sponsor their website!

*NJEF: REALLY?!?!

Chris: Sure thing! =D

Lucky: I knew you were my favorite member of 2ge+her, I mean, *NSYNC for a reason.

Olivia: *laughs*

Johnny: So ladies, why was it that I was supposed to be here?

Mel, Olivia, and Becca: Cause we're your angels!

Johnny: Oh yeah?

Mel: Justin has a bitch fit 'cause his hair isn't looking right, we go and bitch slap him, so you don't have to.

Olivia: Amen! By the way J...props on getting your hair back.

Becca: *glares at Liv* YOU need to grow your hair back.

Jay: Ladies, please... Olivia, why is Becca upset about your hair?

Olivia: I've always preferred my hair short, but I decided to do something different, so I started growing it out three years ago. It was down to here *points at waist* before I cut it. *turns to Becca* I'm growing it back!

Alli: *smacks Liv in the forehead* I can't believe you gave up your hair.

Olivia: *laughs, turns to Jay* They're more traumatized than I am because these guys have only seen me with long hair. Sorry, I am no longer 'the one with the hair.' Anyways, Johnny, the reason we wanted you here is just to give you props. We thought of the whole Angels thing out of respect.

Becca: Yeah, you ROCK! *sings* All the ladies in J's Mercedees...GIVE MAD LOVE TO JOHNNY!

Johnny: Why thank you girls...

Olivia, Mel and Beck: *grin at him*

Wade: And why is it mandatory that I'm here?

Olivia: Yes, Jay made mention of that earlier. You see, we were promised quality time with you guys...

Alli: So NSYNC.com haven't been delivering my emails??

Lance: Excuse me? What emails?

Alli: *points at Liv* It was all her idea!

Olivia: It was NOT! I wanted to come here! Anyway...Wade, Alli wrote to nsync.com about you.

Mel: Everyday.

Wade: Uhhh....?

Jay: Olivia and JC will be double dating with you and Allison at the Grammys.

Alli: And Jay is paying for it!

Wade: *looks at Alli and smiles* sounds good.

JC: Jay's paying? Even better. lol

Olivia: Why do you have to be cheap on National Television, JC?

JC: Because...

Tabz: And what about the rest of us?

Becca: Yeah? What about the rest of us? *eyes Justin, then remembers that Tabz and Jules want him too*

Jay: Lance, why don't you field that question? *hides under desk*

Lance: Well...*looks at Mel* I'll be spending some time with you. *looks at Lux* Chris will spend time with you, and... *looks nervously at Tabz, Becca and Julie* Justin will spending time with all three of you.

Joey & Steve: What about us?

Julie: What about you? Steve, what do you care? You HATE us.

Steve: Finally, you said something that's true! Does that mean the email stops?

Julie: NO!

Joey: So then what about me?

Julie: *grabs Justin's arm* Who cares?

Becca: *grasps J's other arm* You just worry about that pretty lil daughter of yours.

Tabz: *looks for body part of Justin's to grab, she eyes him up* We'll save THAT for later.

*NSYNC went on to perform "Girlfriend" on the show and Jay sent them all away on their dates...but that's a whole other story. Stay tuned...