Justin's Romantic Cards

Have you ever heard of Mr. A-Z? Mraz recently inspired Liv and Lux to write this series of romantic notes from the guys! *Not to mention the fact that he's an amazing singer/musician, and Bex is madly, passionately in love with him!* Click the link below to see where the idea was born...Thanks Mraz! We owe ya one! *wink*

From The Mind Of A Space Man...

Justin's 25 suggestions for romantic greeting cards...

I love the way you threaten my friends in order to keep our relationship on the downlow.

I love how you think that Canada is "overseas."

I love the way we tag-team midget paparazzi and steal their cameras.

I love how you brought it on down to Omletteville!

I love your for tolerating my constant bitchface.

Thanks for still loving me, even after I tried to sue you over a tshirt.

I love how you make us wear matching clothes.

I love that I'm the pretty one in the relationship.

I love how you took all the blame when I was the one that ripped off your bra and exposed your breast.

I love the way you cry me a river, biatch!

I love the way you pretended you were still a virgin and tired to hide our relationship for years.

I love the way you "kissed" my boo-boos after that mailbox repeatedly kicked me in the nuts.

Thanks for being my consolation prize when I couldn't get a date on our joint tour.

I loved your diva outrage when I upstaged you on our tour.

I love your manly shoulders...and your vagina.

Thanks for not holding a grudge after I dropped you like a bad habit! xoxo

I love how you're not bothered that I'm a mother lover.

Thanks for not punching my teeth out at my atrocious portrayal of a pro-hockey player.

I love that you support my 'crunk' habit.

I love that you reassure me I'm not a snob when I eat cupcakes with a fork.

I love it when you sing the hook from "I'm Lovin' It" because McDonald's pays me each time.

I love you for staying with me post-fro.

Thanks for not hatin' because a leotard and heels make my legs look better than yours.

I love that you love my dick in a box.

Thanks for understanding my mama is the only woman who'll ever be good enough for me.

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