Jaded Site


The complete name of the site is *NSYNC Jaded Everybodys Free [to make fun of nsync]. We will forever only have one theme song. But, I (Olivia) wrote this lil anthem for the new crew. See if you can keep up! To the tune of "Ladies Night" by Lil Kim, Angie Martinez, Lisa Lopez, Da Brat, and Missy Elliott.

*dice shaken*
Uh *dice thrown* yeah
Uh, here's another one, it's our anthem
Yeah
Olivia, Triple X

BexXx:
NJEF what, it must be Becca on the mic
The B-E-Triple X got the sugar got the spice
PLB’s tight, the fan fic’s right
Yo I just smoked a fag and miffed Justin last night
And uh... Traveled farthest for this humor team
Me and Liv is getting cream, like them orange smoothies
Far from home, never travel on a bus alone
‘Cause when we say it's on then it's on

Olivia:
Bang this Josh’s whips
Packin’ on a road trip to watch C thrust dem hips
Here’s a French kiss *kissing sound*
I dismissed all you chicks, mad ‘cause I rocked the pit
Missed out peace, ow!
I stay focused, in the dopest
Save my pennies for all my road trips, I’m not hopeless
And check this, I ain't lyin'
Haters tryin’ to knock me off, keep tryin’
All it takes is one phone call to my street team
Promote that ass, straight out of Detroit Rock City
Props go to Mandi and Nikki
Me and my girl Lux, run amuck
Bump posters in the trunk use the bucks to help fund our asses
And we’ll see ya in Orlando, at the Challenge
It's the rap 3X/OJC
And I got all my sisters with me

Chorus:
NSYNC jaded our site, and the humor’s right
NSYNC jaded our site, oh what a site (oh what a site)
NSYNC jaded our site, and us girls are tight
NSYNC jaded our site, oh what a site (oh what a site)

Tabz:
Uh, Jayce's the one, packin’ his "gun"
But I'd rather have J for that, lay his ass flat
I be the one writin’ the paragraphs, with laughs
Keep the site up on the right path
Ain't no stoppin’ me ladies from show hoppin’ get my pop on
From Hershey to DC and the soundcheck line
Booty shakin’ with Nikki at the first one
TWO STEP! Watch “the beast” run.

Lucky:
To me my girls is sexy fly bitches
Justin’s loyalty switches, away from his chicos
Lady Lux ain't havin that shit
‘Cause you ain’t the “I” in *NSYNC, don’t go solo!
You're not a beginner
Let the other members of this pop band take turns as a lead singer
We be the ones to thank as the guys keep risin’
To the top and they don't stop

Chorus

Melody:
Y'all see, how these dirty popstars can’t seem to see through some of these bitches
Approachin’ with good intentions but ho’s focused on their riches
No more food Joe, back dat ass up out the kitchen
J and Brit, they split up, wish they'd stop bitchin' al-ready
Chris Kirkpatrick, puzzle them like arith-e-ma-tic
Follow 'em with, Stever's there with his mini camera, click
Teenies suck, we just, keep kickin’ up dust
And while they spread rumors, the guys appreciate our sense of humor

Allison:
Humor me, by mailin’ me sayin’ you hatin’ me
Jealous teenyboppers be buggin’, I can tell
Cause the wit in me wanna write skits, parodies
Need to get me more of these celebrities, please
Like Wade from overseas with dance expertise
Forget JC, keep my sexy Aussie
Who the, Jersey/Philly woman still comin’ and gunnin’
Straight from the site
Tonight's the night for jaded ladies, let's get hype!

Chorus

Julie:
Hey yo Liv, heheh, yaknowhatI'msayin?
I ain't even gon' leave without crunkin' somethin’ on this track
You ain't gonna use me for just captioning pics
What I look like?
Steve Fatone or somebody, biotch? Heheh
Check it out, uh huh, yeah

Oh what a night
Look, at the bar, Lance is throwing back a Mike
He used to ride Toby, but now it's a space flight
Me and the crew got humor to incite
I gotta catch a flight
Heheh, Philly…shhh!
Groupies try'n meet us from Cali to Detroit WHAT?!
Aw, teenies wanna be us
Heh I'm out heh, ooh

Jaded site, jaded site...


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