You're Gonna Pay

Bad Cameron, he's half your size! Ya know how Justin and Cameron have thrown down with the paparazzi on more than one occasion? Their tag-team encounters inspired this parody. I (Liv) orignally started writing it about Justin and Britney's breakup, but this was just so much better! lol It's based on the first fracas in Nov. 2004, when the paps jumped out of hiding to take a picture. Cameron hit one of them and took the camera, but later turned it over to the police. This parody is sung by Justin, to the tune of "Come Out and Play" by the Offspring.

You better keep us separated

They hide behind bushes
And camp out in the trees
The paps are snappin' on my way to the restroom
Selling photos to the tabs that write sleaze
The leeches stake out my house or the set
And if they catch me strippin', it's all over the net
If that guy doen't use his telephoto lens
We're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up

Hey, man you takin' pics of me?
(Cameron: Take him out!)
You better keep us separated
Hey, man you disrespecting me?
(Cameron: Take him out!)
You better keep us separated
Hey, keep your space
(Cameron: I'll take away your camera and punch you in the face)
Hey, you're gonna pay!

By the time you file a complaint
They'll see it's all your fault
Turned over the camera, you're going to jail
For harassment and attempted assualt
It goes down the same as the thousands before
Paparazzi think they're clever
Hiding out in the store
Before you even think of chasing us down the street
You better take the film out, take the film out, take it out

It goes down the same as the thousands before
Paparazzi making money
Just because we're adored
Before you even think of chasing us down the street
You better back it on up, back it on up, back it up

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