SexyBack - The Remix

Who says Diddy invented the remix? The beginnings of this parody actually began with a Justin tidbit I [Liv] posted as an afterthought in one of my blog entries, and it escalated through comments from BexXx, my friend Cos [love ya, babe!] and myself. The comments actually make the parody even funnier, so I'm gonna post the banter leading up to the song. =)
Liv's Blog: P.S. The local news just reported that Justin was voted "trendiest" on People magazine's Best Dressed List. I don't subbie to magazines, so when is that on newsstands? lol

Bex: "Trendiest" huh? I'd go for more like..."bank robberish" but hey, whatever's clever. lol.

Liv: My new theory is that he wears the bandana to cover up his beard. He knows that we know that lumberjack isn't sexy.

Cos: Well, maybe he's bringing lumberjack sexyback? HhhheYEAH!

Liv: Hahaha!
"I'm bringing sexy back [YEAH!], O-liv-i-a thinks I'm a lumberjack [YEAH!]."

Bex: I'll roll wit dat, yo...


SexyBack - The Remix:

[Verse 1]
I'm bringin' sexy back [YEAH!]...
O-liv-i-a thinks I'm a lumberjack [YEAH!]...
But Becca thinks it's cause I'm smokin' crack [YEAH!]...
Rolled up in "Stone" and now I'm gettin' flack [YEAH!]..
TAKE EM TO THE BRIDGE!

[Bridge 1]
Hungover baaaaabe [UH HUH!]...
You see this scarf - I'm bout to rob a baaaank [UH HUH!]...
Cam-er-on dressed me - I forgot to shave [UH HUH!]...
Cause only Trace should ever look this way.
TAKE EM TO THE CHOR-US...

[CHORUS]
Razors, boy...
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
Bring Justin back!
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
Who's J.T.?
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
Beats the fuck outta me...
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
We don't care who ya workin' wit...
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
This new image is shit.
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
It's been a while...
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
So go `head child...
[Go `head be gone wid it!]
And...
Bring the Justin back...Bring the Justin back...Bring the Justin back...AND GET OFF THE CRACK!

[2nd Verse]
I'm bringin' sexy back [YEAH!]...
It never left - so people talkin' smack [YEAH!]...
I'm tryin' new shit, but I don't know jack [YEAH!]...
I think I'm Prince - but yeah, I'm way off track [YEAH!]...
TAKE EM TO THE BRIDGE

[Bridge 2]
White boy baaaaabe [UH HUH!]...
I'm not even half as cool as Flava Flav [UH HUH!]...
A robot sings this so my voice is saaaaaved [UH HUH!]...
But no one else would dare to sing this way.

[REPEAT CHORUS UNTIL IT PLAYS ENDLESSLY IN YOUR BRAIN FOR HOURS]

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