Liv: [parks at the curb] Look! [points at the house across the street and one over] That's where JC used to live with Riprock and AG.

Alli: Didn't they open some restaurant and nightclub?

Liv: In Chicago, there's one named after Riprock.

Mel: Same thing. *NSYNC's taking over the world. Let's go knock.

Olivia rings doorbell. Grunting and whatnot comes from inside the house and after a minute or two, BOFF answers the door, in a bathrobe.

Liv: Um, hello. We're looking for Joey and or Steve?

BOFF: Who?

Mel: Your sons. Fattie and Snapshot?

Alli: She means, Joey and Steve.

Liv: That's what I said.

BOFF: Hold on. [turns around and shows that he has BOFF embroidered on the back of his robe] HEY, PHYLLIS! ARE THE BOYS HOME?

Phyllis: Joe moved out a long time ago, and Steve's in the garage.

Mel: Well thanks for your overwhelming help. We'll go check out what Steve's up to.

The girls walk over to the garage and knock on the door. Within seconds, the door is being lifted.

Steve: Can I help you?

All: HI, STEVE!

Steve: Who the hell are you?

Liv: You didn't read your email?

Alli: Three BEAUTIFUL girls show up at your door and that's how you greet us?

Steve: Email? [looks at Liv] I TOLD YOU TO STOP SENDING ME EMAIL, JULIE!

Mel: Try again.

Steve: Well, you are those girls. Get off my property.

Liv: [slaps Steve before stalking off] Julie will hear about this.

Alli: And you will be sorry, you watch your email, camera boy.

Steve: That's STAFF VIDEOGRAPHER and VIDEO DIRECTOR!

Still ticked off, Liv decides they'd have better luck with Mommy Crunkness, so off they go.

Mel: If all of our exploits go like it just did with Steve, we're not going very far.

Liv: Have faith in Mommy Crunkness.

Alli rings the doorbell, which plays Justin's verse of "I Want You Back."

Mommy Crunkness: Hello, girls. What can I do for you?

Liv: Hi, Mommy Crunk- I mean, Mrs. Harless. Justin wouldn't happen to be around, would he? [crosses fingers behind back]

Mommy Crunkness: No, he's at his place with Wade. I think they're writing a song for his...uhh...I mean, the boys' new album. Do you girls sing?

Mel: Why?

Mommy Crunkness: Since Innosense went defunct, I'm looking to start a new girl group. The female version of *NSYNC, if you will.

Mel: I don't know. I think we're a bit busy. School and everything. Is there anyway we can get in touch with Justin?

Mommy Crunkness: If you would like to leave a fan letter or something. I'll deliver it personally.

Alli: We were thinking something more along the lines of US delivering it. It's important.

Mommy Crunkness: That's what the all the 12 year olds who pull up my grass say. [Alli quickly puts her hands behind her back and drops the blades she pulled up]

Mel: Is there anyway to help us out? We just want to talk to him. He knows who we are. *NSYNC mentioned us on national TV.

Mommy Crunkness: I'm sorry, girls. You can leave your message with me, or join the fan club. You sure you don't sing?

Liv: No thanks, Mrs. Harless. Sorry to have bothered you. We'll be going, now.

Alli: This is pointless. Really, it is. [rips up more grass]

Liv: Come on, let's go scope out the bitch's community and see how airtight it is.

Mel: I'm sure I can get us in.

Liv: And don't forget about Chris. He'll help us out.

Mel: We should have gone straight to him.

Liv: Hey...at least we can say we tried first. And besides, I really wanted to see if that Santa was still on the roof of the Fatone house.

Alli: And it was.

Liv: Yes, it surely was. [drives over and parks accross the street from J's gated community]

Alli: This isn't shady or anything. Are we going to pull the UPS uniforms out of the trunk?

Mel: You guys brought UPS uniforms?

Liv: I didn't. Alli...

Alli: I was being sarcastic. We should use our feminine wiles on the gate guy.

Mel: Oh yeah, that'll work. Steve of all people didn't buy it.

Liv: Okay, let's just try something. I don't know, you never know. Bitch, I mean Justin could be coming or leaving at any second.

Alli: And Wade will be with him.

Liv: We know you love that evil bastard.

Alli: Yes, I do. So let's go already. [looks in mirror and fixes hair]

Gate Guy: Can I help you girls?

Liv: Hello, we were wondering if you could admit us to the community.

Gate Guy: You live here?

Mel: No, we're just visiting. We have an appointment to see Mr. Timberlake.

Gate Guy: You're not on the list.

Alli: What is this? Studio 54?

Liv: Funny, Justin told us to just go ahead to the gate and you'd let us in.

Gate Guy: Well, I guess Mr. Timberlake forgot to tell me about his visitors. He had Mr. Robson on there, but that's an everyday thing. Go ahead and drive up here and I'll open it for you.

Liv: I can't believe that bull worked.

Mel: I can't believe that we're going to see Justin's house, and I finally get to tell him how I feel about his bullshit antics.

Alli: I can't believe I'm going to meet Wade. How do I look?

Liv & Mel: Teenybopper.

Alli: Shh, both of you.

Liv: [pulls the car up to the gate and looks at the Gate Guy] Thank you for understanding. It's just like Justin to forget to put us on the list.

Gate Guy: Not so fast. I just called Mr. Timberlake and he said that he wasn't expecting anyone today. Except for Mr. Robson, who has already arrived.

Mel: I'm a reporter from Teen People. This is my photographer, and this is my wadrobe assistant.

Alli: Yes. We just had a meeting with the Fatones, and now we need to conference with Justin.

Gate Guy: Alright, I'll check with Mr. Timberlake again. [picks up the phone] Mr. Timberlake, this is Bill at the gate. The girls who said they had an appointment with are from Teen People. Okay, okay. Hold on. [to the girls] Is this a piece on him?

Liv: It's for the 25 Hottest Stars Under 25.

Gate Guy: [talks to Justin] Yeah, they say it's for the 25 Hottest Stars Under 25.

Alli: [whispers] Way to go, Mel.

Gate Guy: He said come back tomorrow, what are your names?

Alli: Allison, Olivia, and Melody. We'll be back at 11am tomorrow.

Liv: Thank you for your time. [pulls away and heads to Chris']

Mel: Like I said, we should have just went to Chris'. Let's go.

A few minutes later, the girls find themselves standing at Chris’ front door. Mel rings the doorbell.

Chris: Hey, what's up? Come on in.

Mel: Don't you want to know who we are?

Chris: Fans?

Liv: Does EF ring a bell?

Chris: Do my liner notes ring a bell?

Alli: Lux called it!

Liv: [pulls out Buddy] Yup...we came here to collect royalties. Those were our idea, don't ya know.

Alli: So, don't you care what our names are?

Chris: Well, I'm at the site a lot, so I know that you are Allison, or Alli, depending on the day of the week. With my action figure, that would be Melody, you can call her anything you want, but just don't call her collect. And with JC or Buddy, that's Olivia, Liv.

Mel: See why we should have come here first?

Liv: No, this is why I came here last.

Alli: Liv, you confuse me. Chris, where's Wade?

Chris: Like you don't know. lol

Mel: What about palm pilot? Where's he?

Chris: Mississippi, of course.

Mel: Are you kidding me? Well, if we drove 13 hours, so can he. Get him out here, Chris.

Chris: [turns to Liv] And I suppose you'll want to know where JC is?

Liv: Might be nice.

Chris: He's in the bathroom.

Liv: What? I didn't see the Jeep out there.

Alli: TEENYBOPPER!

Liv: Takes one to know one.

Alli: HEY! Chris, could you work on the Wade thing? JC'll be in the bathroom forever.

Mel: OKAY. Stop it. We're here, and Chris is getting our counterparts here.

Chris: You guys are fiesty. I like it. I didn't think that you would be funny in person.

Alli: I didn't think that you'd hit on us in person. Or have you been hanging out with Joey a lot lately?

Mel: Way to make an impression.

Liv: Who needs to make an impression? He reads the site, we're family. lol [sits on couch]

Alli: Hey Chris, where's the alcohol? I think that I need a nice Malibu bay breeze.

Chris: Wade doesn't need you to be drunk. I'm sure you'll be all over him no matter what.

Mel: No, watch, he'll get here, and it'll be a junior high dance, they'll be on opposite sides of the room, until you run to her and tell her that Wade wants to dance with her during the next slow song.

JC: [walks in] Chris, you didn't tell me you were expecting company.

Chris: We weren't. JC, this is Allison, Melody, and the fair Lady Olivia.

Liv: Nice to meet you. [shy smile, face turning pink]

Mel: Miss Speech Communications isn't as eloquent right now, is she?

Alli: Yeah, you'll be talking circles around Lance when he gets here. Hi JC, nice to meet you.

JC: [sits in a chair] What brings you to Chris'?

Mel: He's the only one we could count on to NOT ruin spring break for us.

Alli: Well, my spring break isn't picture perfect just yet.

Liv: Chris, I think she wants you to call Wade now. lol

Mel: She gets violent.

Alli: [little girl voice] Pleaseeeee, Chris.

Chris: Okay, okay. [picks up cordless] Hello, Wade? When you're done over at J's, can you stop by here? No particular reason...do you need one to have a drink with friends? Just get over here. Okay, bye.

Alli: Thank you, Chris. By the way, you mentioned drinks with friends. I see the friends...

Mel: Yeah, what's spring break without drinks? And by the way, I'd like to challenge Mississippi to that drinking contest, so you better get HIM out here too.

Alli: NOW who's violent? Chris, do you have a pool?

Liv: Yeah, can we be anymore intrusive? [leaning back on the couch, exhausted from all the driving]

Chris: You guys have been fans since the beginning and we always said that we wanted to give back. I don't mind at all. In fact, I have an even better idea.

Liv: [lazily turns her head to look at him] Yeah?

Chris: Why don't you pay for the night in the hotel then stay here for your time here. I have more than enough space. It'll be fun.

Mel: I'm all for that. I'm poor...and nobody told me about this trip until the day before yesterday.

Liv: Someone else drive. [throws the keys at them]

Alli: Yeah, Mel. If I recall, you didn't do any driving so far this trip.

Mel: Alright, Alli, let's go. Liv, we'll be back.

Liv: [too tired to move] Yeah, okay.

Alli: Wade's coming. I can't leave now.

Mel: Liv?

Liv: [glances at JC] I'm way too tired, Mel.

Chris: Don't look at me. I live here.

Mel: Olivia and Chris have good excuses, but I'm not buying yours, Alli. [tosses her the keys]

Alli: Pssh. You buy it.

Liv: [exhausted sigh, gets up from couch] FINE. I'll go back...but if I pass out from exhaustion behind the wheel, crash my car and die, I'll see you all in hell.

Chris: No, no, no. JC, why don't you drive Liv back?

JC: Because Wade is coming? [Alli glares at him]

Mel: No, because we don't want Liv to die. Look at her, she's drained. She can't drive back alone.

JC: Oh...alright. [Alli tosses him the keys]

Liv: Thanks. We'll see you guys in awhile. [she and JC leave]

Alli: OKAY...now what about us? [looks at Chris]

Chris: [looks around] Who me?

Mel: Yeah, YOU. There's one more phone call you're forgetting to make...

Chris: He's in Mississippi, he can't get here fast.

Mel: There are airplanes...those are fast.

Chris: A flight from Mississippi to here on such short notice?

Mel: Just get him here.

Chris: You girls and violence. [Mel glares at him] Okay, I'll call him. [dials cell phone] Hello? It's me...you need to get back to Orlando. [agitated] Just get your ass back here. It's important. [eyes Mel and Alli] It's a life or death situation...for me.

Mel: [hugs Chris] Thank you!

Chris: You're welcome. [laughs, hears knock on door] Oh, that must be...

Alli: WADE!

Chris: Ready, Alli? Breath with me. In and out. In and out.

Mel: While you coach her on her breathing, I'll go let him in. [opens door] Hi there.

Wade: Hey, who are you?

Mel: Melody, come on in.

Chris: Wade, nice of you to show up.

Wade: Who are all these random people in your house?

Alli: [exasperated from Chris forcing her to breath] Hi, I'm Alli.

Wade: Hello, nice to meet you.

Alli: Same here. [extends her hand and Mel rolls her eyes]

Wade: Is JC still here?

Chris: He drove Olivia back to the hotel to get the girls' stuff.

Wade: Who's that?

Chris: Another friend of mine, sheesh. What's wrong with you? Three cute chics hanging out and you're QUESTIONING it?

Mel: [crosses her arms] Seriously!

Wade: Oh...these are the "friends" we're having drinks with. [sits on couch] But seriously...how do you all know each other?

Chris: [casually] These are the girls from *NJEF, and they're staying with me for the week. Isn't it great that they're in town?

Wade: [looks at Alli who is playing with her hair] Yeah, it's wonderful?

Alli: [Mel nudges her, she looks around] Huh?

Mel: [whispers] Talk to him already!

Alli: Hi…

Wade: Hello...so did you girls drive or fly down here?

Alli: Drive.

Wade: Ouch...you must be exhausted.

Mel: Not me.

Alli: Mel didn't drive.

Wade: You mean she made YOU drive the entire way?

Alli: Not so much, I took a train from Philly to Detroit, Liv, who's out with JC right now, and I switched off for the drive from Detroit to Mississippi, then Liv drove from Mississippi to Orlando.

Chris: Yeah, Liv was about to pass out on the couch, but Mel still didn't want to drive back to their hotel to get their luggage.

Mel: Thanks a lot Chris...I thought you of all people would have my back! Seriously Chris, that’s mean.

Chris: Should have done your share, Mel. I can crack a joke or two, look at what I've done for you. [points to Wade]

Mel: That's for Alli.

Alli: Let me tell you a little story about a man named, SHHHHH!

Chris: Mel, do I have to send you to your room?

Alli: PLEASE send her there.

Wade: Didn't someone mention drinks?

Alli: Yeah really, Chris. I've only mentioned it 20 minutes ago.

Chris: Well, I would have gotten it if you girls hadn't gotten violent and forced me to call Wade and Lance for you.

Mel: [to Wade, who is slightly amused, suppressing his laughter] Flattered are we? Well, it's her [points to Alli] who wanted your traitor self here.

Alli: HEY! He can't help it if he's in demand right now...even if it IS the Backstreet Boys. And at least he’s not trying to leave the planet.

Wade: Thank you.

Chris: Children, please, I'm starting to think that drinks aren't such a good idea.

Justin: [at the front door] Oh, and I brought the ice.

Mel: Who invited him?

Joey: Hey...can we come in? [holding Brianna]

Alli: I sure as hell didn’t.

Wade: That would be me.

Chris: Girls, girls, girls, calm down. Would you have any humor ideas if it weren't for Justin's attitude or Joey's stupidity?

Alli and Mel: [mumble] No...not any good ones anyway.

Joey: So, who's everybody? And where's Steve?

Mel: In the closet…I mean garage.

Alli: [laughs] You guys should have seen Olivia smack him. You could practically see the handprint on his face.

Mel: I think you could.

Chris: Score another for *NJEF.

Justin: The ice is melting guys.

Alli: So are your boyish good looks too bad you're not a teenager anymore.

Mel: You could have at least maintained the decency to keep the FRO. Why the hell did you get it aborted? Thank goodness for JC's mop top.

Justin: [ignoring Alli and Mel] Where the hell is JC anyway?

JC: [carrying all of Olivia's bags] I'm right here.

Chris: Where's Liv?

JC: She fell asleep on the way back. I'll get her in a second. Someone volunteer and get Mel and Alli's stuff?

Alli: I'll get my stuff.

Wade: [getting up] I'll help you.

Mel: I'll get mine. [looks around, waiting for someone to help her]

Chris: Don't look at me, you already cheated and got out of driving.

Justin: Who are these girls? And why is Wade following that one? She's fly...actually they both are.

Mel: Just because you and Brit broke up doesn't mean your penis has free reign.

JC: [walks in the door carrying a still-sleeping Liv] J, bad idea hitting on the humor girls...especially because they're not fond of you at the moment.

Justin: Humor girls?

Joey: DUH! Even I know the girls of *NJEF. [points at Liv] I met that one before!

Chris: Okay, enough of that, JC wanna take Liv to your room. You're on the couch tonight. Justin, ice in the freezer. Mel, get Alli and Wade to stop making out by the car outside. Joey, maybe you should just leave.

Joey: But I don't wanna!

Chris: Then settle Brianna to sleep and leave her with Liv.

JC: I'll keep an eye on both of them...go ahead Joe. Party on.

Mel: Why do I have to break them up?

Chris: Because you'll be nice to them, I'll turn the hose on. Everyone else, bathing suits. Justin and I will start drinks. I'll meet everyone at the hot tub at O four hundred hours.

Everyone does as they were told, and gathers at the hot tub...minus Liv, and JC who is watching Brianna and working out some lyrics.

Mel: This doesn't feel right, I wish Liv and Lance were here.

Chris: Why so Liv could drive you somewhere?

Mel: Will you let it go?

Alli: [smoking a cigarette] Seriously Chris, it was cool the first 100 times.

Joey: I'm obviously missing something.

Justin: As usual.

Alli: Can it, bitch boy.

Chris: ALRIGHT...so what do you girls wanna do while you're down here? By the way, didn't my public service announcement work for Becca? Do I have to kick your ass and tell you to quit smoking as well?

Alli: [stamps cigarette out] Liv said something about Disney World. She still has passes from her last visit.

Joey: Passes huh? Well, we should hit downtown Disney then...Pleasure Island.

Mel & Alli: Clubbing?? That's a plan.

Wade: We can head out to Cocoa Beach for a day.

Alli: You in a bathing suit some more? I can handle that. [clasps hand over mouth]

Justin: What's with this? Why does she want the Austrailian?

Liv: [Groggy at the door] I'll tell you why, because....

Mel & Alli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Liv: Alright, I'll keep my mouth shut. [yawns] Chris, I'm going to raid your fridge, so I seriously hope there's food in it.

Chris: How about some take out?

JC: I ALREADY ORDERED CHINESE!

Chris: Well, then there ya go. Come on, Liv...grab a suit and get your ass in here.

Liv: But then, that leaves JC...it's okay. I'll keep him company, I'd love some conversation time.

So after planning the rest of the week over Chinese food, Justin and Joey left so that everyone could catch some sleep. The next morning, the doorbell rings; JC winces and stands up from the couch to answer the door.

Lance: Howdy!

JC: [scratches the back of his neck, still groggy] 'Bout time...

Lance: What’s so important? Did you sleep on the couch?

JC: Yes.

Lance: Why?

JC: Because Olivia is sleeping in my room.

Lance: Who's Olivia?

JC: [yawns, heading back to the couch] *NJEF...

Lance: *NJEF? Speak English.

Liv: [wanders into the living room in her PJ's on the way to the kitchen] *NJEF...NSYNC Jaded Everybodys Free. Hi, Lance.

Lance: Random people in Chris' house. Why am I so confused?

Alli: [walks into the kitchen and goes straight for the OJ] You obviously didn't check your palm pilot.

Lance: All Chris said over the phone was that it's a life or death situation. What's going on? Is there anyone I know here?

Alli: Wade, want juice?

Wade: [from upstairs] Yes!

Liv: [walks by Lance on her way out of the kitchen] MEL! YOUR MAN'S HERE!

Lance: [thinks hard] Mel? Pleasure Island? Mel? I don't know about this one.

Liv: [snatches Lance’s palm pilot, types in the site address, hands it back to him, goes over to the couch] Hey, Josh?

JC: [face in pillow] Yeah, sweetheart?

Liv: Brought you some juice. [sets it on the coffee table and sits next to him]

Lance: OHHHHH! I get it.

JC: [face still buried in pillow] Dork.

Chris: [bounces into the room] Hey Lance!

Lance: What's going on, man?

Chris: After breakfast, we're heading to Cocoa Beach.

Mel: Hey Lance, what's up?

Lance: And you are?

Mel: I'm Melody.

Lance: Oh, okay. Nice to meet you.

Wade: Ready to go to Cocoa Beach everyone?

Collectively: NO!!

Liv: Definitely no...I hate mornings.

Lance: THIS is the life or death situation?

Chris: You should see them mad.

Lance: Okay, let's try that. Who in the world are you and why all of a sudden are you *NSYNC girlfriends?

Liv: We are NOT girlfriends.

JC: Yet.

Alli: Speak for yourself!

Lance: Get over it, he's NOT in *NSYNC.

Liv: [exasperated sigh] Okay, palm pilot...I'm Olivia, that's Allison and Melody. We're editors at the site NSYNC Jaded Everybody’s Free. We're here on spring break, and Chris was nice enough to house us for the week. The other guys have been really welcome, can you at LEAST have the decency to do the same? Especially right now, because like I said, I'm NOT a morning person. [plops down on the couch with JC]

Alli: Also, Wade would be more of a member of *NSYNC than you are, want to know why? [steps closer] I write way more about him and this is an *NSYNC site, and well, listen here palm pilot, I like him a hell of a lot better.

Mel: I have to agree, Wade is just as much part of the group as Britney was...but if it makes you feel better, palm pilot, you're my favorite.

Lance: Oh, I see why I was called now *wink wink*nudge nudge*

JC: Dork.

Mel: Get your mind out of the gutter and get ready to go.

Alli: Seriously, Wade has the car running. I think he's going to tear some shit up if you don't get moving.

Justin & Joey: WE'RE HERE! LET'S GO!!

Liv: [groans and buries her face in JC's shoulder]

Wade:[walks in the front door] Come on people, get a move on. [starts hitting JC with a pillow, Liv shrieks because she's caught in the line of fire] A full-fledged pillow fight breaks out. Mel and Lance retreat to kitchen.

Chris: OKAY, ENOUGH! [everyone freezes] C, Liv...you guys get a move on. Joey, Justin…make breakfast. Wade and I will get the gear all packed up for the beach. After we eat, then we can get outta here.

Alli: What am I supposed to do?

Wade: Sit there and look pretty. [kisses her forehead]

Mel: [from the kitchen] And to think she wouldn't even speak to him yesterday.

Alli: Ya wanna shut it?

Chris: You and Mel can make our picnic lunch. JC, Olivia...MOVE ALREADY!

JC: Alright! Geez. [Liv hops onto his back and he carries her piggy back upstairs]

Similar scenarios happened every morning of the week, but somehow they all managed to party on. And after an awesome week spending time with the guys, it's time for the girls to leave. :(

Liv: [totes her bags down the stairs] Aw, I can't believe this week is over!

Alli: I can't believe we stayed at Chris Kirkpatrick's house.

Mel: I can.

Chris: DON'T LEAVE ME!

Liv: We have to. School calls.

Chris: AW! Way to be responsible, Liv. Just one more week?

Liv: I'd love to...but I chose the school that didn't give me a scholarship...and I'm already a year behind because of the change in my major.

Alli: I can't miss a week of classes. Are you kidding me?

Wade: What if I asked you to stay?

JC: And I asked you to stay, Liv?

Mel: [looks at Lance] Ahem.

Alli: Lance, you must be dumb. I thought that Joey was the mentally retarded one.

Lance: What? We both get to go home.

Liv: I'm sorry, Josh. I just don't have an extended break like you do.

Justin: [in little kid voice] Are you two an item?

JC: What's it to you?

Justin: Well, I was thinking we're not doing anything for a while, you should go to Detroit with Liv.

Liv: There's an idea...especially since I get the feeling I may be driving back alone. [looks at Alli, Wade, Mel, Lance]

Alli: Sorry.

Mel: Me too.

Chris: No you're not!

Alli: It's only Thursday, I'm going to fly to LA with Wade, then fly back to Philly on Sunday. Once again, Mel doesn't have to drive, what a surprise. [Mel sticks her tongue out]

Chris: Is it or is it not the truth, Melody?

Liv: The look on her face says it all.

Justin: So wait a minute here. Brit and I break up, and now all my boys have girlfriends? [Wade, JC, & Lance shake their heads yes]

Chris: SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Justin: You don't have a girl either.

Chris: So, it STILL SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Justin: [ignores Chris] Sooooo...what's the deal you two? [in a sing-song voice]

JC: Whaddya say, Liv? Mind if I tag along?

Liv: It was the plan all along.

JC: Oh, yeah? [amused grin]

Liv: Yeah. [smiles at him]

Justin: [to Alli and Wade] And you two, as if we didn't know?

Wade: Home to meet mom.

Justin: [to Mel and Lance] I don't even have to ask.

Chris: Well, we know she's not driving.

Mel: O-KAY! That is SO played out now.

Chris: NEVER!

Joey: JC, Liv...since you guys are driving, you better hit the road soon.

JC: I'll drive as far as I can without falling asleep.

Alli: That's to the corner.

Mel: That's why I let Liv drive. She's got stamina.

Joey: Or because you just didn't want to drive.

Mel: UGH!

Alli: Face it, you're never gonna live that down.

Olivia and JC go outside to pack up the car. Everyone follows to say their goodbyes.

Alli: [hugs Liv] Our plan worked...have a great trip.

Mel: [hugs Liv] Drive safe.

Chris: [to Lance and Mel] When are you two lovebirds getting out of here?

Lance: You're kicking us out?

Chris: That would be the vibe, yeah.

Wade: We're not leaving until tomorrow.

Chris: That's why you're staying at Justin's.

Alli: Hey! You're throwing us out, too!

Justin: My house?

Joey: SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Chris: Lance and Mel are staying with you, Joe.

Alli: It's not like Wade isn't there enough? And don't even TELL me that you're bitching about me.

Liv: This could get ugly, come on JC. [throws her arms around Chris] Thanks again for everything.

Chris: It's been fun. Come again, but not often.

Liv: [laughs] I couldn't afford to come often.

JC: Okay, we're off!

Alli: I guess we're off to then, eh Chris? [turning to Wade]

Wade: To Justin's until tomorrow.

Alli: [hugging Chris] After all you've done for us, I still have one more favor to ask.

Mel: Alli, don't.

Chris: Go ahead.

Alli: Will you sponsor our site? [Liv crosses fingers behind her back]

Chris: Sure, why the hell not?

Justin: [jaw drops] NOOOOOO!

Joey: Get over it, bitch boy.

Mel: Way to go, Joey!!!!

JC and Olivia made it back to Detroit where Liv’s mom was pleased she had found “a nice young man,” and her dad had someone to have a glass of wine with. “I don’t like the fruity ones either!” Wade took Allison to LA to meet his mother, before returning to Philly…only to pack up her things so she could move in with Wade. Melody got out of driving again…she and Lance flew back to Jackson, Mississippi. ‘Cause that’s where they’re from.