Steve's Romantic Cards

Have you ever heard of Mr. A-Z? Mraz recently inspired Liv to write this series of romantic notes from the guys! *Not to mention the fact that he's an amazing singer/musician, and Bex is madly, passionately in love with him!* Click the link below to see where the idea was born...Thanks Mraz! We owe ya one! *wink*

From The Mind Of A Space Man...

Steve's 25 suggestions for romantic greeting cards...

  • I hate love how you always send me online porn.

  • I hate love when you sing Juvenile's "Back Dat Ass Up."

  • I hate love borrowing your Bed Head shampoo.

  • I hate love how you patiently sit through the video of MEE! ME!!! STEVE!! Being born!

  • I hate love the steel security safe you bought me so I can hide the *NSYNC blackmail footage.

  • I hate love that you replaced the batteries in my "trusty" flashlight.

  • I hate love how you don't assume I'm into grunge or farming, just because I like wearing plaid shirts.

  • I hate love that you didn't make me get rid of the yellow Rat Bastard shirt.

  • Without you, I would still only tuck my shirt in the front.

  • I hate love it when you lick my wart.

  • Without you, I wouldn't be the sixth member of *NSYNC.

  • I hate love that you noticed that I danced with *NSYNC at the 2000 VMA's.

  • I hate love how you think I should've subbed for my brother in the "Pop" video because I actually look like him.

  • I hate love that you dig my Brooklyn accent.*

  • I hate love that you don't look like my sister.

  • I hate love how you don't steal scooters that I rent.

  • I hate love that you think I'm a dork when I drive around a parking lot blasting rap music.

  • I hate love that you think my chipped tooth gives me character.

  • I hate love when you take me to Crack in the Jack or cook me curly fries for breakfast.

  • I hate love that you bought me a new camera after my sister-in-law broke mine when she clocked me over the head with it.

  • I hate love how you loved me even when I used to live in dad's garage.

  • I hate love complimenting you on your dance skillz in hopes of making up for calling your aunt a "mad lady."

  • I hate love that I have my own career now and don't have to nutride my brother's fame anymore.

  • I hate love how you're not scared of being videotaped.

  • I hate love how you see me for who I really am and vowed to love me forever.



    *Women love foreign tongues, and that's as close as Steve's gonna get! LOL Also, as you can see, he kept messing up his cards because he's so used to being bitter.

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