To: kreamo_speak@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey hey..you guys gotta rock..I need a CD man!
Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2001 15:51:08 -0400
(HER MESSAGE)
Hey gentlemen,
I'm actually sitting at work and I was on the net checking out some Bob Marley stuff, (yeah, we're workin hard!) payin my dues..gotta love the man, and I came across Jah Resination. So, I'm reading your website and I'm like, these guys fucking rock...so, you need to let me know what I can do to get a Cd from ya, because you play the best tunes..and got good style from what I gather. I'm over here in Massachusetts by the way, I'm Heidi and I'm 20, and I'm a reggage ska punk blues anything the jams together nice and easy loving chick and I'm crazy about bands getting together with some Jah love doing the underground moves. I'd love to know anything new on you guys and keep up with ya to see how you make out. Take care and I'd love to getcha on a Cd..lemme know.. peace..
Heidi
(JEREMY'S REPLY)
you can just sit at work and browse around for bob marley stuff on the internet? damn, i need yr job.
okay, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his zipper. the bartender goes "hey man, you've got a steering wheel stuck in yr zipper!" The pirate goes.......(i'll finish this later)
So, you actually like us and want a CD? you're the first fan of ours who we don't hang out and get stoned with. i love you. that's amazing. if you seriously want a CD I'll seriously send you a CD and you'll seriously enjoy it. Seriously, you will.
It would be loads of fun.
So if you want a CD, send me money. I don't care how much; just money. Non-transferable bearer bonds would be nice. I have an account in Luxembourg you can wire money to, if that's yr thing. If you're into the international money wiring "where oh where did i put that drug money?" type thing, then yeah.
Seriously? If you want a CD just tell me so and I'll arrange to have a CD or a cassette sent to you.
Anyways, thanks for being our only fan. We have a show coming up, if you're interested and like driving. It's at the UIC Coffeehouse-East in Chicago. 7:30.
Wait. I've just been informed that that show is in question. Ummmmm, if you want to see us live, we do parties. Next time one of yr friends has a birthday, give me a ring.
Okay.
(The pirate says "AURGH! They're driving me nuts!")
Uh........
--Jeremy Noel
Public Relations Officer
Jah Resination
"while civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them"-
thoreau said that, which proves that he's smarter than the rest of us
I just wanted share this with you all.
--Jeff
