Bata-kun no Uchi - "Love Hina" Girls Compatibility Test

I better say this first. Girls, unless you want to play the role of Kei, this test does not apply to you. Gomen. This is for guys only. (I should also apologize if any sort of fiasco shows up.) Still, if you’re curious as to know what this really is you can stay for the introduction and then go elsewhere.

Now that I got the little side note out of the way, I can give my introduction now. This is the "Love Hina" Girls Compatibility Test. I'll repeat that again since people still don't know what in the world is this test. This is the "Love Hina" Girls Compatibility Test. The test is found in "Love Hina Zero", which still has not been translated to this day. After taking this test, you will find out which girl you are most suitable with. It’s a long test by the way.

The six girls at the end are Naru, Kitsune, Shinobu-chan, Mutsumi, Motoko and Su-chan. If you want Kanako or any other girl, they’re not in here. If you want reasons, Kanako appeared after the release of "Love Hina Zero", Mei never did appear in the manga, Sar's too young to be here, Haruka's barely young (for the lack of better words) and as for any other girl I have missed like Emi, they barely appeared in the manga.

Any last words? The first time I took this, I got Kitsune and I got Shinobu the second time around. I usually end up with these two.

Believe it or not, I’ve seen only two people get Naru. That’s it. Two. She's one of the hardest girls to get at the end; if not, then the hardest girl. Most guys ended up with either Kitsune or Shinobu as well.

Oh darn. I know I should be giving my special thanks to someone for translating all of this, but I forgot who the person was seriously. Whoever you are, I’ll give my thanks to you afterwards. All I did was edit the translation. There will be notes to help you out as well.

Okay. The introduction is over. Let the testing begin.

The test

The test has two parts. The first part will list statements and you say if the statement applies to you or not. The second part deals with decision-making.

Part I

In here, you will have to respond yes if the statement is true to you or no if it doesn’t. After the statement batch, you will find directions on what to do for part II. Don’t worry if you don’t live in Japan or if you weren’t raised there. Like I said, there will be notes to help you out.

1. Your blood type is AB and you're a Capricorn. (Don't worry about the blood issue on it being not that significant anymore. Just answer this part.)
2. Your college applicant score rating is below 50. (For people elsewhere, you don't really have good grades in school.)
3. Your goal for college is to apply for Tdai. (For people elsewhere, your goal for college is to apply for any university with high standards like Stanford, Harvard, or Oxford.)
4. Your average score per game in bowling is always 200 or above.
5. You have right now or have had raised a turtle as a pet before.
6. You wear glasses.
7. You are very dexterous (or you’re good with your hands).
8. You have never received chocolate as a gift on Valentine's Day before.
9. You still remember promises made when you were little.
10. You sweat easily.
11. You shed tears easily (not just when you're sad or hurt, but under any condition).
12. You have taken a Neoprint just by yourself before. (Neoprints are the little sticky pictures.)
13. You are very good at making chocolate from scratch.
14. You are able to catch a sword slicing toward you with your bare hands.
15. You have naughty material hidden somewhere in your room or on your computer.
16. You have worked for 48 or more hours straight without sleep before.
17. You have gotten a New Year's prediction of "very bad luck" before. (For people elsewhere, you have been getting really bad luck on New Year's.)
18. You have been made fun of because of your name.
19. You still have not dated a girl yet as of today.
20. You have, at one time or another, farted loudly during a test.
21. You have started a diary/journal before, but you did quit after a short while.
22. You wear boxers.
23. You are very good at ice-skating.
24. You have fallen asleep during a test before.
25. You have been beaten up by a girl before.
26. You have a hard time telling your true feelings to someone else.
27. You own at least one volume of the Love Hina manga.
28. You own at least one weekly with Love Hina chapters in them.
29. You have watched the "Love Hina" anime before.
30. You have been to Akamatsu-sensei's website before.

Well, that's that. Count up your "yes" answers and follow the instructions below.

If you responded yes for 21 to all of the statements, go to letter A in part II.

If you responded yes for 11 to 20 of the statements, go to letter B in part II.

If you responded yes for none of the statement to 10 of them, go to letter C in part II.

Part II

By now, you should have received either the letter A, B, or C. So, start from your letter result. Read the scenario first. After that, you will be given two decisions. Pick one of the two decisions and go to the letter it tells you to go to. Repeat and in the end, you should have two decisions with numbers from 1 to 6. The number you pick will tell you the girl who is most suitable for you.


A

There is a girl you really like, but you don't whether she likes you back or not. You finally decide that you're going to ask her out, but then coincidentally on the same day, another girl wants to know if you can go out with her. What do you do?

If you decide to refuse the offer and make a move on the girl you like, go to D.
If you decide to accept the offer and go with the girl that bumped into you just now who you know likes you, go to E.


B

Because of a sudden change of plans in your schedule, you find that you have an entire day free with nothing to do. You want to go somewhere with somebody, so what do you do?

If you decide to wait for somebody to call you up to go somewhere, go to E.
If you decide to take the initiative and call up someone to go somewhere, go to F.


C

On a holiday with no school and nothing to do, two girls ask you at the same time to go out with them to do something fun. What do you do?

If you decide to go with the girl who just wants to go outdoors (i.e. walk in the park, hiking, etc.), go to F.
If you decide to go with the girl who wants to go gambling or play video games, go to G.


D

So you've mustered up the courage to go ask the girl that you like if she wants to go out with you on a date. However, this is your first attempt at asking a girl out on a date. So what do you do?

If you decide to use a roundabout fashion and indirectly tell her you want to go out on a date with her, go to H.
If you decide to cut straight to the chase and ask her outright, go to I.


E

So you've accepted and you are now going with a girl on a date, when you find out suddenly that you don't have any plans for the date. What are you going to do now?

If you decide to make some plans according to what you think is best, go to I.
If you decide to make some plans according to what she thinks is best, go to J.


F

The weather is really nice today and both of you have decided to take a trip outdoors. She wants to go hiking in the mountains, but you had planned for the two of you to enjoy a day at the beach since you really want to see her in a swimsuit. What do you do now?

If you decide that you'll go along with her idea and go hiking in the mountains, go to J.
If you decide that you really want to see her wearing a swimsuit at the beach, go to K.


G

Because the two of you can't decide what to do, your date suggests that you use video games to see who gets to choose where to go. Unfortunately, she picks a game you are not good at. However, she seems to notice this and gives you a chance to pull away with a huge victory. What do you do?

If you decide to take this chance presented before you and achieve victory, go to H.
If you decide that you'd rather win by your own doing instead of her letting you, go to K.


H

Now you're on your date, and you've decided that you want to take her out to eat. Where do you take her?

If you decide to take her to a beautiful glass house coffee place, go to L.
If you decide to take her to a steak house well-known for its good food, go to M.


I

For this date, you've planned ahead a long time in advance. Specifically for this date, you've prepared something. What is it?

If you have prepared a set of movie tickets to the latest movie, go to M.
If you have prepared a gift for her, go to N.


J

So far this date has gone exactly according to how your date wants it, and it's obvious that she's really happy. You decide that this would be a good time to show how much you care for her. What do you do?

If you decide to give her a gift of some sort to show her how special she is, go to N.
If you decide to show her how special she is by catering specifically to her wishes, go to O.


K

You've successfully convinced your date that the beach is the place to go, but unfortunately, just as you get there, pouring rain spoils your plan and your chances of seeing her in a swimsuit. What do you do?

If you decide that you really want to see her in a swimsuit so you wait out the rain, go to O.
If you decide that you'll just take her somewhere else for a good time, go to P.


L

After a pleasant meal at the gorgeous and exquisite glass house coffee place, you decide to take your date somewhere in order to keep her interested and not bored on this date. Where do you take her?

If you decide to take her to go see the latest movie, go to Q.
If you decide to take her to a really fun amusement park, go to U.


M

For this date with the girl you've always liked, you've asked your friends to prepare some special VIP tickets to the hottest movie in theaters right now. Will you use these tickets now?

Are you kidding? Of course! - Go to Q.
No. Let's go for a walk in the park first. - Go to R.


N

You've bought your date a gift and she doesn't know about it. Will you present it to her now or later?

If you decide to give it to her later, go to R.
If you decide to give it to her now, go to S.


O

As the date progresses, you notice that the conversation is slowly dying and there is not much more to talk about between you two. What do you do now?

If you decide to present your gift to her now, go to S.
If you decide to wait for her to say something, go to T.


P

Since the rain spoiled your plans at the beach, you have decided to take your date somewhere else. You see a really fun amusement park up ahead, but the day isn't even half over yet. What do you do?

If you decide to take her around and visit many fun stores, go to T.
If you decide to spend the day with her at the amusement park, go to U.


Q

After the movies, you notice that it's pretty late and that you should wrap up the date. How do you end it?

If you decide to end it by taking a Neoprint of you two for cherished memories, go to 1.
If you decide to end it with a passionate kiss, go to 6.


R

You decide to take your date to the park for some quiet time with each other. You see a lovely patch of grass and a boat rental out on the lake. What do you do?

If you decide to do some aerobic excercises with your date to keep both of you healthy, go to 3.
If you decide to go row a boat out on the lake, go to 6.


S

Coincidentally, you've asked the girl you like out on a date on Christmas Day. Because it's Christmas, you've prepared something extra special for her. What is it?

If you bought her some lingerie, go to 3.
If you have prepared a season pass to her favorite amusement park, go to 5.


T

As the day draws to a close, you and your date witness a beautiful sunset. You'll be a bit lonely if you end it here, but it seems like a romantic way to wrap up the date. What do you do?

If you decide that you want the date to continue, and you two go have drinks and party until morning, go to 2.
If you decide that now would be the perfect time to end a romantic evening, go to 5.


U

As you and your date walk into the amusement park, you notice many special events going on. Which one do you attend?

The Fine Wines of Asia. - Go to 2.
Bananas from the South. - Go to 4.


1

Narusegawa Naru


2

Konno Mitsune/Kitsune


3

Aoyama Motoko


4

Kaolla Su


5

Maehara Shinobu


6

Otohime Mutsumi


Last update - 8/2/04


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