Describe yourself in one word?
Heroic
Lucky
Witty
Moody
Majestic
Enchanted
Vainglorious
Intelligent
Courageous
Evil

Vera Jolea walks into the room, so you say...
"Hey, did you do something with your hair?"
“Humph”
“Hello, Vera”
“Well, hello there!”
“Grandma!”
“What did you do this time?”
“Are you lost? No? Then GET lost!”
Nothing. But you nod, smile a little, and jerk your head towards a broom closet.
"Hey there, lookin’ good."
“ENTITY! YOU MUST DIE!!!”

Your perfect match?
If she can kick my butt, I’m interested.
Any woman.
My crush from when I was young.
My total opposite.
Ditzy and beautiful.
Good with animals and very intelligent.
Match? Like in sports?
Powerful girls turn me on.
Pregnant woman.
My long lost love.

Best Saturday Morning Cartoon!
What’s a cartoon?
Sailor Moon
Powerpuff Girls
X-Men: Evolution
Escaflowne
Pokemon
Digimon
Dexter’s Lab
Dragonball Z
Stupid. They're all stupid.

You are stupid because...
That’s what people say.
Huh?
I let the girl get away. *Sob*
I’m a man slave.
You’re asking me?
I believe I should be asking that question.
I went for a girl smarter then me.
Could you ask me later? I’m trying to find a cure for cancer.
That’s what everyone says.
What did you just call me? *Slice*

"These two men walk into a bar..."
"I’ve not heard this one."
"Not again."
*Snore*
"I fail to see why this has anything to do with what we are talking about."
“Where’s my sword?”
"Wait!  Don't go!  I'm not finished!"
"And speaking of bars, miss, would you like to go get a drink?"
"And they say: Ouch!"
"What's a bar?"
"This is slander, prepare to die."

What are your favorite colors?
Blue
Red
Purple
Black...
White...
Green
Orange
Bronze
All color is an abomination!
Gold

Which song title most discribes you?
What is Hip?
I’ll Never Love That Way Again
Nature Boy
Angel Eyes
Raw Emotion
Last Time Out
Get It On
No Joy In Mudville
The Meaning of the Blues
I'm So Innocent

What’s Under Your Bed?
It’s been a long time since I’ve looked, I’m not sure anymore.
My bed consists of a well-worn mattress, so nothing.
Porn.
Pencils and lots of drawing paper.
Textbooks.
Shoeboxes full of pictures of my stalking victims.
Pictures of my ex-girlfriend.
Real men don’t need beds.
What’s a bed?
Love-notes.

The moment you questioned your manliness.
When I sorted my girlfriend’s socks.
When I realized that I actually enjoyed poetry.
When a six-year-old beat me up.
When I realized I was a man-slave to my girlfriend.
When I realized that I was still depressed about my breakup.
When my wife pinched my cheek and said I looked like a bunny.
When A girl four years younger then me, defeated me in a sword dual.
Question my manliness?!
Er...
*Slice*

If someone is trying to kill you, what do you do?
Say: Prepare to be vanquished!
Say: This is going to do murder to my hair!
For Zodiacia!
Fly up into the air and retaliate from above where they can’t get at you.
Say: I’d like you to meet some of my friends...
Slay them. Then dance on their grave.
Stab them with your pencil.
Run away and hide.
Enjoy the battle.
Try not to die.

What do you believe in?
Freedom.
Beauty.
Truth.
Love.
Knowledge.
Power.
Family.
Life.