The Top Ten Reasons for Being a Bass:
10. You don't have to tighten you shorts to reach your note.
9. You don't have to worry about a woman stealing your job.
8. Or a pre-adolescent boy.
7. Action heroes are always basses. That is, if they sang, they would be basses.
6. You get great, memorable lyrics like, "Bop, bop, bop, bop..."
5. If the singing job doesn't work out, there's always broadcasting.
4. You never need to learn to read treble clef.
3. If you get a cold, so what?
2. For fun, you can sing at the bottom of your range and fool people into thinking there's an earthquake.
1. If you belch while singing, the
audience just thinks it's part of the score.
