Denominational Light Bulb Jokes
How many ________ does it take to change
a light bulb?
Charismatics? Only one since his/her
hands are in the air anyway.
Presbytarians? None. God has predestined
when the lights will be on and off.
Baptists? CHANGE?!?!?!
Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the
bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Catholics? None. They always use candles.
Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually
change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
Methodists? We choose not to make a
statement in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However,
if, in your own
journey, you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine.
You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern
dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present
it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday Service,
in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
flourescent, incandescent, three-way, long-life, and
tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through
Jesus Christ.
Church of Christ? None. There's no
evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
