Top Ten Reasons for Being a Tenor:
10. Tenors get high without drugs.
9. Name a musical where the bass got the girl.
8. You can show the sopranos how it SHOULD be done.
7. Did you ever hear of anyone paying $1000 for a ticket to see the 3 basses?
6. Who needs brains when you've got resonance.
5. Tenors never have to waste time looked through the self-improvement section of the bookstore.
4. You get to sing along with Joh Denver singing High Calypso.
3. When you get really good at falsetto, you can make tons of money doing voice-overs for cartoon characters.
2. Gregorian Chant was practically invented for tenors. Nobody ever invented a genre for basses.
1. You can entertain your friends by
impersonating Julia Child.
