Get used to that drunken face you see before you. He will be the one taking all of your chips continuously throughout the night until there's none left to take, in which case he'll be taking your money and laughing at you. Bills only, preferably fives because twenties don't cut it on poker night, and they should be saliva free. Respect your superiors bys.
Respectfully yours,
Newfoundland Poker Champion
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Phone number: 690-6381. or, if I'm screening your calls, call Callahan except put the 9 after the 1
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 Lbs
Deals: Left
Favorite pocket hand: Ace five of hearts
More feared heads-up opponent: Da Green Harnett
Favorite professional poker player: Respect for Daniel Negreanu is at an all-time low. I believe that the best poker player in the world, or at least Canada, is now Tibor. ("I have pock ace, you have pock king. flop is ace, king, 8. we check check. 4. who bet?") Don't let him in on our game bys, we'll all be murdered.
Favorite McMeal: Nuggets bys