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Totally Radical Power

Hi, this site is all about fencers, REAL FENCERS.  This site is spiffy!.    My name is Johnny and I can't stop thinking about fencers.  These guys are rad; and by rad, I mean totally spiffy.

Facts:

1.    Fencers are mammals. (Or Lizards or Spaniards)

2.    Fencers riposte ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the fencer is to riposte people.

Weapons and gear:

Fencer Sword                   Monocle   

Fencer Outfit

Testimonial:

Fencers can riposte anything they want! Fencers impale major organs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so nifty and tubular that they disco ALL the time. I heard that there was this fencer who was sipping cocoa at an inn, And when some dude punched a duck the fencer riposted the whole town. My friend Ned said that he saw a fencer totally riposte some guy just because the guy was wearing a cloak.

And that's what I call Totally Radical Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that fencers have Totally Radical Power you better get a life right now or they will riposte you in the eye!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

These guys are totally radical and that's a fact.  Fencers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and spiffy.

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about fencers?

A: Fencers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are totally crazy and random, but on the other hand, fencers are very careful and accurate.

Q: I heard that fencers are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals/lizards/spaniards, fencers can be mean OR totally spiffy. 

Q: What do fencers do when they're not riposting or impaling?

A: Most of their free time is spent giving surveys, but sometimes they sip cocoa.  (Ask Ned if you don't believe me.)