Just a quick word before you take advice or quotes from me...
"You don't take advice from HER... You take advice from her on... on.... what kind of wine to drink with mood stabalizers!!!"

"If you're going to get married in Vegas... DRIVE THERE. You never really know someone till you spend over 500 miles in a car with them" ~Thanks Mom!!!

"It's amazing what you just did without actually having done anything" ~Andrew's pickup line.. hey it worked. I don't know what I did and I don't think I want to know.

"Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox in Kindergarten.

These are the things I learned:
Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life. Learn some and thing some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch for traffic Hold hands and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the plastic cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup - they all die.

So do we.

Think of what a better world it would be if we all-the whole world- had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other nations to always put things back where we found them, and cleaned up our own messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world it is best to hold hands and stick together

"Yay for low tolerance" my soul friend

"Baby you're not trashed.... you're.. you're just a little drunk happy" me.

"Girl, shake your tits! men ARE that simple" ~Jara

"Suddenly they get this strange idea in their head. Yes, they start asking me to marry them, all the time, I don't know why they do it! All I know is I don't want to get married. Why that would be worse than living at the club!!!"~Marilyn Monroe

"Lollipop in one hand, drink in the other going... 'Where's Lucas!?!?" ...

"Awww Honey! Everything I say about you behind your back is true!!!"

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