ICQ USERS WHO HAVE NO LIVES!
Well HERE IT IS! I have gotten SO fed up with the losers on ICQ who ask for cybersex and other related stupidass things that I decided they need to be posted on the net to warn other INTELLIGENT users like myself.
Feel free to spam the shit out of these idiots.
To all the people on this list and future entries, GET A LIFE YOU MORON!!!!!!! People have better things to do than "cyber" with some desperate loser like you! Don't give me that crap about how "hot" or "good-looking" you are - Your personality STINKS and if you really WERE so great, you'd have a life by now and wouldn't need to ask strangers for cybersex!
ICQ LOSERS TO AVOID
- #55598664
First message:
hi howe are you :))
you want to sex?
Second message (after being told off half an hour earlier):
hi ýwant sex
Note: I guess some people are stupid and forgetful, too. GET A CLUE!
- #9267253
First message:
hi there sweetie...do u cyber?
- #50789722
First message:
want to play truth or dare?
Note: yeah, right. That would make a LOT of sense over the net...
- #58345732
Convo:
what do u enjoy chattin on
me - chatting on??
how bout sex
me - why would i want to chat about sex?
coz im horny right now
me - then get a life!
means???
me - means you must be a real loser to need the internet to get sex
Note: What I really find extra moronic is when someone who can't even speak English well wants to 'cyber' with an English-speaking person. What makes them think they'd be able to satisfy anyone without even KNOWING the language well enough to make conversation? Damn, some people are STUPID.....
- #56072774
First message:
hi send me sexy photo please?
me - Get a life!!
Second message:
send me please?
me - yeah i'd like to send you to another planet!
Note: This fool picks THIS moment to request authorization again! What an IDIOT!!!!!
- #58054770
First message:
i just shit my pants!!
Second message:
Do you like fat, hairy guys? call me back.
Note: You've gotta at least give this guy credit for being original...LOL!
- #41477716
First message:
wanna cyber?
- #59251056
First messsage:
u fakshit te gjitha
Note: What the HELL is that supposed to mean? STICK TO PEOPLE OF YOUR OWN LANGUAGE!
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#58815402
First message:
wýll you marry me
me - Get a life, you loser
Second message:
why
and ý am crazy
me - yeah I can see that! idiot...
ý fuck you and your mother
me - Get a life
thank you but ý love you
me - you don't know me, go away
see youuu but fuck ýs everythýnk
me - you wouldn't know how to fuck, you are probably just a horny virgin
Note: Why the hell are all these losers from Turkey so obsessed with sex? I cannot count the number of messages I've gotten JUST LIKE THIS, "will you marry me" shit...Talk about pathetic!
- #44174647
First message:
hi... u like hot erotic chat... : )
me - not with losers who obviously can't get any in real life
- #59026622
Authorization request reason:
What about chat about sex with an Egyptian male?
me - Get a life
sex is a nice life
me - yeah you need to get a life, it won't be on the internet...... unless you are a real loser
- 35403272
First message:
what was the strangest thing you ever shoved up your pussy?
me - i don't 'shove strange things' up my pussy. I'm not a loser like you
Note: This one went on for a while, but the guy is so stupid I'm not even going to waste my time with the whole "conversation." You get the idea.
- 118346749
First message:
i want sex with you!!!!
me - too bad, because you won't get it.
come on send me
me - Get a life
come on, talk to me
me - How's this for talking??! BYE!
