Joe's Hagiography
The Low Down About Joe
- Name: Joe the Great, Joe Chode
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (western)
- Status: Ambidextrous (if that is too scandalous, Joe's single)
- Occupation: Saving the world, doormat to women
- Favorite Color: Thunder Blue
- Favorite Bands: Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Fuel, Black Crowes
- Issues: Music don't kill people, the word poop lightens up the stickiest of situations
- Hobbies: Playing guitar, snowboarding, football, being the ladies' man
- Likes: LOVES girls, poetry, intelligence, scary houses, parties
- Dislikes: Crud on ketchup bottles, morning smells, loud eaters, MTV
- Markings: 3 nipples (just like Chandler!)
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