Justin's Hagiography
The Low Down About Justin
- Name: Justin D'Onofrio, -aka- J, Deebug, Massive Crash, Five Dollar Bob, The Cleric, Totoro
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius with a loaded bow
- DOB: November 24, 1980
- Status: I don't even know anymore
- Occupation: Officially: network monkey for a private all-girls school
Unofficially: graphic artist, phreaker, exotic systems designer, moviemaker
- Favorite Color: Blue, and combination of Red & Black
- Favorite Foods/Drinks: Calpico, green tea, Bawls, Pepsi Twist, Nesquik, oyster po'boys, BBQ ribs, chashu bows, curry buns, katsu-don, ozumaki fish, cake, eggplant rolatine, lasagna, ricotta and mozzarella, sloppy joes, chili, Thanksgiving Dinner, Golden Grahams, Nathan's hot dogs with onions and ketchup... I'll stop there cuz I could go on forever. Oh, I don't like avocado though. It's the GREEN SNOT vegetable. But I do like guacamole. Erf.
- Favorite Cinema: Donnie Darko, Spriggan, Evangelion, Boogiepop Phantom, Generator Gawl, Excel Saga, 12 Monkeys, 5th Element, The Transporter, Pitch Black, The Big Hit, Ronin, The Cell, Batman, Dark City, The Impostors, Impostor, The Iron Giant, Lilo & Stitch, and any movie by or featuring: Terry Gilliam, Luc Besson, Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis, Drew Barrymore, Robert DeNiro, Colin Farrell... Ummm... I just like a lot of movies.
- Favorite Music: T00L, Shai Hulud, 36 Angryfists, Deftones, Cypress Hill, David Holmes, 311, (hed)p.e., Kidney Thieves, Killswitch Engage, Taproot, Shadows Fall, Thursday, Saves The Day, Five Pointe O, Flaw, Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, BB King... And on....
- Hobbies: Toys!, video games, cooking, makin' movies, makin' music, being generally artsy, thinking up crazy schemes to make money and/or coming up with ideas to patent then sell to big companies...
- Issues: I'm involved with and feel stongly about are: Down with Bloomberg,pro-choice, child abuse, national health care, anti-RIAA, mandatory hybrid vehicles, anything environmental...
- Likes: Love, cooking, anime, phone calls, wireless anything, penguins, my Sidekick, grey days, snow, making people laugh, Massive Crash and the Hispanic Panic featuring DJ Chupacabra, telling stupid funny stories, cuddling, my Baby Taz, photos of friends, overreacting, movies, emotional music, Switzerland, the Central Park Zoo, the egyptian tomb at the MMA, Bacardi Orange, Red Dawn, Salvia Divinorum, what girls smell like (perfune, powder, shampoo - you know) and crazy monkey sex
- Dislikes: Bloomberg, the RIAA, guys who would dare to mistreat a woman (I'll kill you I swear), rapists, child abusers, girls who lead guys on, aneurisms, back pain, the Catholic Church, the middle east, France, North Korea, the West Bank skirmish, Walmart, rude people, not getting a signal, dirty clothes, Microsoft...
- Markings: Whatever I drew on my hand when I was bored.
- Comments: J: It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end. Toni: Justin is a really cool person & I'm really glad we met on Ragol. FOmarl owns you bitch!
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