The Top 13 Signs Your Radio "Psychiatrist" has Posed Nude


13. Her station's new slogan: "More Talk, Less Clothes!"

12. Her cure for people's fear of public speaking no longer
requires any imagination.

11. Photo on her driver's license taken by Bob Guccione.

10. Pompous elitist attitude a direct result of the camera
making her look 10 lbs. heavier.

9. Her standard on-air greeting: "This is Dr. Laura, and
I'm naked."

8. Now rails on the importance of keeping all nine commandments.

7. "Hello, this is Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I am my children's
hypocritical, adulterous, boney-assed mom."

6. Her nickname in the studio? "Dr. Bareassinger."

5. That twirling tassel she uses for hypnosis.

4. She ends your session with, "You know, Hef has a couch just
like this."

3. Insists on being called "Dr. November 1978"

2. Keeps asking, "Does this notepad make my ass look big?"

and Top5's Number 1 Sign Your
Radio "Psychiatrist" has Posed Nude...


1. Screams "How 'bout them Yankees?!" every time a caller
mentions nude photos.


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T H E T O P F I V E L I S T
Recommended By 4 Out Of 5 Proctologists
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November 6, 1998

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