The rest of the Rocks On a Rope Collection, painstakingly crafted while watching Law and Order and sipping gravy, is also available at E-Bay, although you may have to be quick, if you want to get your hands on them. These babies are priced to languish infinitely, but Laura has lackeys.

"Dead Toad"

This piece, entitled "Dead Toad" appears to consist of old mints, gum and jelly beans from the bottom of Laura's purse, except of course for the lovely pendant, which appears to be some sort of godless voodoo symbol. Believe it or not, the green stones are actually turquoise, not, in fact, mints or gum. Share it with someone you love enough to give a dead toad to.

Available on E-bay only til Dec 11, for a mere $3,000. (does not include shipping--sorry!)

"Ugly"

Entitled simply, "Ugly", this piece is all that remains of Laura's beloved German Shepard. Having found these "artifacts" in the backyard while chastizing the gardener, Laura made this necklace as a tribute to him. She reminds us all of the commitment one makes when when one decides to aquire a pet. It is, truly, "Ugly".

Available on E-bay only til Dec 11, for a mere $1,600. (does not include shipping--sorry!)

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