The Horrible Haloween Happening at the
comfortable cool (well 96 degrees as
opposed to 126 outside......) Anti-Dr. Laura
Hellhole Theater Is showing now
through Saturday night:
FIRST FEATURE:
Brand New from LewCo International Pictures:
A Pour Your Milk Production in association with
Corman Rogers
"REVENGE OF THE SENILE SHUTTERBUG"
Starring Phyllis Diller as Councellor Lorna,
Walter Matthau as Looey,
Jack
Lemmon as Radio Bill Hickup and Oprah Winfrey as
Carol "Bo-nett" Snerdley.
Special Appearance by Leonardo DeCaprio as
"The Bunchkin". Ms. Diller's extra
wrinkles applied by Rick Baker and Caterpillar
Power Equipment.
She done him wrong but how could she guess he'd
stick one foot out of the
grave to trip her up when she wasn't looking? In
Pan-Her-Vision.
SECOND FEATURE:
FRY-STAR Pictures Presents A Film by Frederico
Fellatio:
"I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE:
II"
Starring Leslie Nielson as Goo Bishop, Fabio as
Young Bill Ballance,
Martin Landau as Old Bill Ballance, Leonardo
DeCaprio as Derelyct Slapslinger,
and (thanks to Colorizations Labs NEWEST miracle,
Animatronic Reincarnation!)
MARGARET HAMILTON as Horla "The
Monster" Slapslinger.
She once looked like "the girl next
door" in her pigtails but somewhere
along the way she was changed into something very
different. What REALLY lurks
behind that thin, tightly stretched veneer on the
surface?
LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
Ed Wood Memorial Intergallactic Features
Presents:
"NIGHT OF THE LIVING LAURETTES"
With Tammy Faye Bakker as Laura "The
Prophet" Sludgeclumper, Anthony
Perkins as
"Standard Guy", Susanne Pleshette as
"Babes Babely", Christopher Lloyd as
"General J G Chrisman", Ted Danson as
"Todd", Sissy Spaceck as "Jill
Swordly",
Johnny Depp as "Lex A. Fast", William
Shatner as "Carrol O'Coax", Johnathan
Frakes as "Hitch", Sigorney Weaver as
"The Carob Queen", Brent Spiner as
"Collections Agent", Charlton Heston as
"Lester Flatt" and (thanks to
Colorization Labs' new Animatronic Reincarnation)
Bruno VeSota as "The
Thermionic Avenger". And a cast of dozens.
SEE: Actors pretend to eat raw calves liver! SEE:
A TRUE legion of Mind Numbed
Robots in action! SEE: Arguements shot down in
bloody flames. SEE: Rugs chewed
to shreds before your very eyes.
All this and the animated short "Xona, the
Thing From Venus" the rest of this
week at the Anti Dr-Laura HellHole Theater! Home
of warm soda, cold popcorn
and
the CrawlAway Bar - the new candy with a built-in
brain!
Neutrodyne
Master Baiter
Radio Doctor
Digressionaery Missionary
High Councellor, New USenet Order
Minister of Silly Walks
Order of the ILK
Tourism Director, Anti Dr-Laura HellHoleReturn to Parodies
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