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<h1 align="center"><img src="blackstreaks.gif">What I really learned in High School...</h1>
<font color="blue"><img src="sailormooncat.gif">...how to make people think i'm disturbed by drawing psychotic pictures..Nah i'm kidding. I'm an angel, <div align="left"></div>
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<font size="5"><font color="purple">All drawn by me...ELKA</font>
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